quantum fuck

1 Sexual interaction by means of e-mail, IM or text messaging.

2 The person with whom you have virtual sex.

My Quantum Fuck is incredibly hot. Last night he quantum fucked me so well I lost the ability to type for a few minutes.

by Petunia Farmer January 19, 2009

quantum spookiness

Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and disconnected, or measuring the width of hair by imagining how wide it is. Using lasers. Yeah, I know, wtf.

Scott Married a woman!?! Thats fucking quantum spookiness.

by Matt BB October 15, 2003

quantum leap

Getting intoxicated to the point of waking up in another time and place

I drank a couple Harvey Wallbangers, and things got out of hand. Next thing I know, I had quantum leaped and woke up on the floor of a bank.

by urbandickchinairy January 24, 2008

Quantum Physics

Quantum Physics or Quantum mechanics is a set of principles underlying the most basic known represantation of all systems at the microscopic scale.

Would usually cause an average person extreme headache trying to understand the said principle.

Person 1: Have you studied Quantum Physics?

Person 2: No, I was too busy clipping my toenails.

by Kar-len O' Whirl February 22, 2009

Quantumplate

The act of contemplating about anything quantum.

The theoretical physicist/philosopher did nothing but quantumplate all day.

by LamCraig August 24, 2010

quantum singularity

ass, on the xbox fourms when you type in ass insted of it showing up as *** like most "bad" words it is replaced with the words quantum singularity

xXxX MLG XxXx wrote-
you know what this game is realy bad


You wrote-
I bet you like it up the quantum singularity ?

by Divine Maddog February 11, 2009

Quantum Explosion Dynamo

The final level in Commander Keen Episode 5, The Armageddon Machine. Can be abbreviated as QED.

The QED (Quantum Explosion Dynamo) was a super hard level to beat!

by Jhorbygab January 14, 2008