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pwef

criticism to a guy usually meaning pussy(coward), nerd, or loser
by alex adam the greatest April 25, 2006
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Peef

A mystery to man since the early 1800's, peefs have forever changed the world of gases. Peefing is a voluntary release of gas from the male's penis. The act of "peefing" has also been known to often "shoot out" in somewhat of a machine-gun like fashion. Some scientists have compared "peefing" to the more well-known, but less awesome women's "queef". Many men have also been capturing their own peefs in a "peef box" for generations. This box stores the peef gas for later use. These boxes, not so much anymore, back in the day were passed down from father to son. Peefs are also very convenient in a dutch oven-like situation.
Matt: Yo, what the fuck's that smell?
Mike: Oh, my bad dude, I just peefed.
John: Dude where's your peef box?
Mike: It's filled man, I peef like it's my job.
Matt & John: Nice.
by THErealGROUP October 15, 2010
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Peef

the excretion of air from the penis.
I thought that I was gonna cum but it was a false alarm, it was only a peef.
by cbrizzle March 13, 2007
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pweel

1. Someone that makes you so angry that you can't think of words to describe it.

2. An idiotic person that often misspells things.
Mary: Hey tim ohw r oyu otdsy?
Tim: God Mary your such a pweel!
by yeti585 July 7, 2010
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peeflex

The urge to pee created when in the presence of others who need to urinate or are urinating.

Often used in cases of inebriation where one individual "breaks the seal" and brings everyone's attention to their own bladders causing many subsequent bathroom trips.

Also used when girls go to the washroom together during a night out whether or not they all had to go in the first place.
"Man, it's the peeflex, now I gotta go too".
by Juicy J 613 February 12, 2017
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pweep

pre-weep
when your eyes get misty but nothing comes out - can be when you are sad or really happy
you don't hear it in your ears, you hear it in your heart
Rachel was really sad, but not too sad, and so she started pweeping.
"I'm pweeping!" Tim shouted as he laughed at a good joke.
by R.Birkenstock December 6, 2018
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peefin

Derived from peeft. Fuming, or feeling very angry.
“Man, My car got jacked, I’m straight peefin rn.”
by Peeftup November 6, 2019
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