putter butt

When yo shitt is as soft as a unicorn

Damn ma you got some putter butt but ima sleep on that shit anyways cause its soffftttt

by Skylark fax April 26, 2017

Putter

Used with the door wedge it can either be used to 'putt' the door wedge into the anus. Alternatively it can be used tomix shit (which you have placed) in the vagina and then can be used a dildo by the girl to not only push the shit further in, but to also pleasure herself.

Ben: So, what you do last night.
Louis: I putter and then door wedged my GF last night.
Ben: that sounds shitty for her...

by M0pMaN38 August 6, 2012

Putter Onner

One who puts their clothes on rather then taking them off.

A sexy person dancing and putting on clothes.

Look at that putter onner shake that thang!!

by lajew May 11, 2010

putterance

A fart that flies under the radar.

I thought I was going to blow out a big one on the elevator but it was just a putterance.

by gemsoft October 2, 2009

Nutter Putter

In place of your typical golf club, you remove one's trousers and use your speedbag to get the ball to its home.

Damn it Bill, I misplaced my iron, can I use your nutter putter to finish up?

by Trendyjdizzle December 28, 2023

hari putter

Hari puttar is someone who is living with his moms friends. He still watches Harry Potter but sleeps with Moms friends.

Eyoo Hari putter I am going to sleep with ya Mama tonight.

by Fulllllllllllllllllllllllprepa April 24, 2018

Putter cat

A women's pussy/Virginia

Your putter cat looks so nice

by cwenger November 29, 2022