An individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarrassing behavior.
The Iota class finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with a festive gourd. Bunch of Half-Keg Pumpkin Fuckers
by Pledgemaster November 24, 2012
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another kid: hey you can't do that! you are a CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER!
another kid: hey you can't do that! you are a CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER!
by ohmyfuckingod July 27, 2010
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by Notdoinghw. October 20, 2010
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Get the Pumpkin Seeds mug.Time for making love. After the hard work of the harvest is done, and to relieve the pent-up tension of not being able to mate because of sweltering August weather (you know - sleeping on the porch, all the windows open, etc...). Also copulation at this time traditionally brought pregnancy to term after spring planting but well before the next year's harvest.
When the weather's hot and sticky there's no time for dunkin' dickie; when the frost is on the punkin that's the time for dickie dunkin'! - anonymous pithy verse
Tim was over to Laurie's again last night - I guess the frost is on the pumpkin!
Tim was over to Laurie's again last night - I guess the frost is on the pumpkin!
by paulpaxman September 4, 2009
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A person, usually female, who is characterized by these two traits
1.Their skin is an orangeish color, like a pumpkin, due to trips to innumerable trips to the tanning salon and application of bronzers.
2.They wear ugg boots. It could be a hundred degrees out, but these orange individuals are still running around in those ugly, tan, boots.
Other characteristics usually include over sized sunglasses, straitened and highlighted hair, an over sized designer purse, abercrombie and fitch, hollister, or american eagle apparel, and of course, some kind of fat-free starbucks beverage. They can usually be found in the vicinity of colleges and shopping malls
A person, usually female, who is characterized by these two traits
1.Their skin is an orangeish color, like a pumpkin, due to trips to innumerable trips to the tanning salon and application of bronzers.
2.They wear ugg boots. It could be a hundred degrees out, but these orange individuals are still running around in those ugly, tan, boots.
Other characteristics usually include over sized sunglasses, straitened and highlighted hair, an over sized designer purse, abercrombie and fitch, hollister, or american eagle apparel, and of course, some kind of fat-free starbucks beverage. They can usually be found in the vicinity of colleges and shopping malls
by Rachelhey88 April 29, 2010
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by Boltergeist April 28, 2011
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