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Agro-pedophile

A person who likes to eat young vegetables. For example not entirely ripe potatoes, onions, or green fruits that shouldn't be green.
That guy is a total agro-pedophile! Every Easter he buys a ton of green onion.
by FreshNettle December 17, 2019
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pedophile

After reading the first few definitions,(most likely written by pedophiles) I'm a little shocked at why people would try to defend these sick beings. I don't care if a pedophile would defend a child for "love." NOBODY has the right to take advantage of a child like that. NOBODY. Imagine what a child like that would be growing up? She/he would have no sexual morals and probably becoming a some sort of a sexual predator themselves.

People state that pedos don't hurt children, only child molesters do, that's fucking bullshit. "Love" is the first criteria, I can't believe that somewhat would write that If a pedo knew what true pain was then they would know that is the most disgusting act to ever peform on a child.

Oh yea and whoever diagnosod these sick and heinous people with a "mental disorder," is probably one themselves. Pull your head out of your ass people, it's a sick fucking fetish, acted out by vile human beings who cannot tell right from wrong.

Sure we all have fetishes, some may be even a little twisted, that still doesn't give you the right to act out on them. Learn to control yourselves.
My cousin was a victim of pedophilia(the man took pictures of her to put on the internet for a kiddie porn site, some love huh?), she has to go to therapy 3 times a week ever since she was 12. She has a lot of social problems and is constantly paranoid women because of what happened. She refuses to let anyone close to her, she doesn't like to be out in public alone and she hates anything related to sex.

It's fortunate my aunt found out early about this sick act, it could've been a lot worse on her. Fuck pedophiles.
by Aldwardo November 26, 2006
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Anal Ghost Pedophile

An extremely enraged zombie from the undead who sneaks up on young children and rapes them up the cornhole.

The anal ghost pedophile can be found in the southern areas of texas or jesusland.
Susy: "Why Can't johnny come out today?

Timmy: "He's recovering from the Anal Ghost Pedophile attack."
by albert johnston November 29, 2010
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Pedophile Goggles

Slang for aviators and thought to reflect the stereotype that pedophiles and other Sexual Predators often wear big mirrored aviators when stalking their prey. Could also be loosely applied to State Troopers and creepy highway patrol police officers.
"Hand me my pedophile goggles I'm going to the park."
by Duke_of_York26 April 23, 2006
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Joe Biden pedophile

Umm ya, that kid toucher is a regular joe biden pedophile.
by ShoelaceJones December 9, 2020
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Pedophilephile

A person who denotes fondness and admiration for child molesters and pedophiles.
Polls show that a vast majority of Republican voters in Alabama support and admire Roy Moore, a known child molester and pedophile. This makes them pedophilephiles.
by Asi Las Cosas December 12, 2017
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pedophile

Being a pedophile is illegal and you can get arrested for it in all countries. A pedophile is an older person who is sexually attracted to minors.
All children, kids, and teens should be careful of pedophiles. If you ever think there is a pedophile around you or a pedophile contacting you, immediately tell your parents or contact somebody. if the case is serious, call the police as soon as you can!
Pedophiles are also called 'Pedo's". It is a bad thing to be a pedophile.

There are many kinds of pedophilia. Some pedophiles are attracted to real minors, while others can be called 'lolicons'. Lolicons are people who are attracted to cartoon/anime style characters who have a young appearance. These kind of characters are called 'loli's'. Other people can be attracted to furry style characters.

The list goes on and on about pedophiles, but basically you should know that they are bad and if you do see one or notice one, contact someone or call the police.

Minors, think and act safe!
"I think a pedophile is staring at me!"
"Lets get out of here!
by herbal supplyment April 8, 2021
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