German Pretzel Press

Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.

Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press

Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

pretzel logic

fallible, twisted or circular resaoning that when dissected is wrong, does not make sense or does not explain the situation rationally.

Alleged presence of WMDs in Iraq, when explained in full with all the facts known after the fact, show that that the explanation of WMD being present in Iraq is pretzel logic or nonsense.

by sleepingdog April 4, 2009

Pretzellation

Pretzellation is when a group of arse-licking people are friends with each other and are so far up each others arses they are entangled in a pretzel formation

Girl 1: those three are such arse-lickers
Girl 2: i know, talk about pretzellation

by Twisted_Nath October 7, 2008

pretzel party

When two or more dogs take shits next to each other at the same time.

Louie and Butters just had a pretzel party in Matt's bedroom

by thereisnomafia April 26, 2014

Pretzel bites

A playful sex act that involves biting into the soft, salty and sweet lips of your partner after they've eaten a chocolate-covered pretzel.

Shannon loved getting pretzel bites at work, but not as much as Ben did.

by Puntmuffer September 24, 2017

Prutyay

A Hindu guy with a circumcised dick.

My friend Gautam is a prutyay.

by itsgolibaaz November 24, 2021

Canadian Pretzel

When you eat a girl out who is bent in the shape of a pretzel with a side of poutine in her.

Me and my gf are going to have a Canadian Pretzel tonight.

by BUCK-UwU December 23, 2018