Prosti-tots

Preteens or younger adolescent girls who dress like whores. Normally the fake orange tan, short shorts that expose their boy like bodies, low cut shirts that are unflattering because they haven't developed breasts yet and wearing more make up than 60 year old women are some of the characteristics of a prosti-tot.

When Jim and Sally went bowling the other day they were rudely interrupted by ghetto wannabes and little prosti-tots.
Jim: Well we now know where our tax money will go to in the next few years.

Sally: I know. Stupid prosti-tots getting knocked up, when will they learn that you have to wrap it before you tap it?

by C'estunepute! August 6, 2010

prossy

Short for prostitute, like tranny is short for trasvestite.

This girl in my building- I think she's a prossy.

by pragmatica March 19, 2004

Prostate

What you get when you merge Progressive with Allstate

Mother: "Aw shucks, my car just got rear-ended. I wonder if that person has Progressive or Allstate"
Son: "You mean Prostate?"

And suddenly rear-end collision coverage makes even more sense

by onlyyoucanpreventforestfires December 15, 2013

prostate pudding

Euphemism for cum, jizz, spoo, goo, baby gravy, white delight, slop, spunk, or sperm.

Jane's parents were alarmed when they found Jimmy's prostate pudding on her dress.

by Frank Klaune January 20, 2005

Prosti-tots

Young, teenage girls, that dress whorish enough to look like a real prostitutes.

For example, my buddy and I are going to the mall to scope out all the prosti-tots.

by psmitchum February 7, 2009

Prosthenograpy

Pornography in which fake or prosthetic genitalia is used in an often pathetic attempt to appear real.

"If his dick is 20" long and he needs to hold onto it all the time, it's probably a case of prosthenograpy."

by Gruesnack July 2, 2008

Prostiguantlet

A Prostiguantlet is the labyrinth of agressive hookers that aggressively come after you in Las Vegas between the hours of 4-7am.

Dude! Sh*t got crazy last night! It took everything I had to make it through the Prostiguantlet unscathed. I survived but I'm covered in glitter and I smell like a hooker!

by I am the Travis August 19, 2013