The prophet Naziyr

The incarnation of the archangel Michael, also known as Melchizedek, king and high priest of early Jerusalem. In Daniel 12:1, Revelations 10:1-11 and Malachi 3:1. He delivers the endtimes 144,000 servants of Yahweh with a little book containing a new covenant.

The prophet Naziyr is the endtimes messiah.

by The Covenant Messenger July 6, 2021

Drunken Prophet

A “drunken prophet” is when you are fucking a dude so hard up the ass he starts speaking in tongues and experiencing spiritual ecstasy resulting in the revelation of the meaning of life.

I was giving it to Alan so hard up his ass last night that he had a drunken prophet.

by AnonymousHyena January 24, 2023

prophet

one who feels the need to preach their moral beliefs even if you have no interest/want to listen to their shit

The prophet said, " I really think what you are doing is weird and gross, listen to my pastor preach about the ways of the Lord."

by CWS69 April 28, 2009

propheteering

Leading a religious congregation for the sole purpose of enriching oneself or collecting political power.

"Bishop" Eddie Long, Jim and Tammie Faye Bakker, the aptly named Creflo Dollar, "Bishop" Earl Paulk, "Reverend" Jesse Jackson, Jimmy Swaggart

With their gold-plated bathroom fixtures that were funded by their often poor and elderly followers, preachers Jim and Tammie Faye Bakker were guilty of propheteering.

by fuzzybee October 27, 2011

Preying on the prophet

'Real Housewives' slang for gettin' some of dat holy penis

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Drew Sidora pulled out receipts on LaToya Ali, who apparently got quite close to Prophet Lott... in the Biblical sense. Drew accused her of "Preying on the prophet" and ruining the christening of her young daughter.

by Uncle Joosie April 13, 2021

Prophet of Truth

the highest of the prophets in Halo.

"there are thoser who said this day will never come...what are they to say now"

by matt dold November 28, 2004

Facebook Prophet

People that regularly post prophetic, inspirational status updates.

A Facebook prophet might post a status update such as:
"Today was a glorious gift wrapped in a tapestry of sunlight, rainbows, and children's laughter."

- F. N. Douchebag

by hardwoodstan August 6, 2009