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Internet service providings

The satirical term mocking the annoying cold caller telesales people and companies involved who outsource western based companies call centres to India as a money saving practice.

These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.

The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.
Ring ring...

"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"
by PrivateLifeOfPlants October 22, 2009
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prowling

An activity whereby one goes out to bars and hot spots looking for "prey" aka playmates, dates, hook-ups, etc.
Scarlett called Maggie on Friday afternoon and asked, "Hey, since we have no dates tonight, wanna go out prowling later?"
by scarlettleftthebuilding January 25, 2009
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probaling

The act of probing, but pretending you are a crab on the beach.
Were you probaling that candidate during their interview?

-Nah bruh
by SuckasBeSuckas August 20, 2018
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prongling

Yo I had a mad prongling session last night
by thedefinitionguylmao December 28, 2020
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sober prowling

v. to hook up with a drunk girl while sober. more specifically, to not drink all night, then go out for afterhours to capitalize on the drunkness of women. to take advantage of drunk girls.
Nate woke up last night at 1am and was totally sober prowling on the girls partying at our apartment.
by Doc 123 December 28, 2008
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brofiling

prejudice against a bro before you find out what his deal is
"all hockey players from new england prep schools are assholes"

"take it back. that's brofiling."
by afootman October 18, 2008
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Frofiling

noun
1. The recording and analysis of a person's hairstyle, so as to assess or predict their mental state, drug abuse, or musical skill. There usually exists a direct correlation between size of fro and state of being, individuality, or for an extremely precise measurement, insane guitar skill.
2. To assist in identifying a particular subgroup of people or a person by the size of their 'fro'.
3. To proposition someone for an illegal drug solely based on the size of one's hair.
1. Guy 1: "Man, of course The Mars Volta, TV on the Radio, Jimi Hendrix, Rage Against the Machine, and MC5 rock, they all have guys with fros in them!"
Guy 2: "Dude, keep it down, that's frofiling..."

2. Girl 1: "So which one is he?!"
Girl 2: "The one with the gigantic jew fro!" *giggles*
Girl 1: "Oh, of course! Hurray for frofiling!"

3. Shady Guy: "Yo man, you want some weed?"
Guy with Fro: "No thanks...and that's fucking frofiling man"
by Backwards Anatomy September 5, 2009
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