Frofiling

noun
1. The recording and analysis of a person's hairstyle, so as to assess or predict their mental state, drug abuse, or musical skill. There usually exists a direct correlation between size of fro and state of being, individuality, or for an extremely precise measurement, insane guitar skill.
2. To assist in identifying a particular subgroup of people or a person by the size of their 'fro'.
3. To proposition someone for an illegal drug solely based on the size of one's hair.

1. Guy 1: "Man, of course The Mars Volta, TV on the Radio, Jimi Hendrix, Rage Against the Machine, and MC5 rock, they all have guys with fros in them!"
Guy 2: "Dude, keep it down, that's frofiling..."

2. Girl 1: "So which one is he?!"
Girl 2: "The one with the gigantic jew fro!" *giggles*
Girl 1: "Oh, of course! Hurray for frofiling!"

3. Shady Guy: "Yo man, you want some weed?"
Guy with Fro: "No thanks...and that's fucking frofiling man"

by Backwards Anatomy September 5, 2009

Racial Brofiling

When a bro assumes another bro will behave in a stereotypical way based on their ethnicity.

Black bro- Hey man want to hear my new track.
White bro- Nah, I'm not a fan of rap music.
Black Bro- It's classical music. Fool don't be racial Brofiling me.

by Broffesor Jay July 24, 2010

Spatial Profiling

Airlines continually struggle with the idea of charging overweight passengers extra for their fare - it seems logical but then it is very difficult to implement.

"Spatial Profiling" is when airlines or for that matter any other industry, company, entity, individual discriminates someone on the basis of their weight.

The obese passenger was a victim of "spatial profiling" when she had to buy an extra ticket because of her weight.

by IPod Pilgrim January 21, 2010

Facebook Profiling

Facebook Profiling refers to the use of an individual’s facebook page to stereotype or as a factor or judgment of their personailty type, this inculdes the number of friends, number of pictures of themselves, groups they belong too and status updates.

John: "Look at Jessica's facebook page she has over 3,000 pictures of herself she must be such an attention seeker"

Linda: "Dude, that's Facebook Profiling, you don't even know her, she is really a nice girl"

by mbocse September 17, 2010

Felon Profiling

is the inclusion of previous criminal history or convictions when determining whether a person is considered likely to commit a particular type of crime or an illegal act or to behave in a "predictable" manner. It should not be confused with the more comprehensive Offender Profiling, Psychological Profiling or Racial Profiling. It is believed that as we move deeper into the 21st century, the practice has the potential to become more controversial among the general public. The practice of Felon Profiling is commonly abused by law enforcement as they interact and come into contact with the ever increasing number of convicted felons, many of whom harbor harsh feelings of felony disenfranchisement and social out casting due to their treatment in main stream society as felons.

The officer used felon profiling when he shot me and assumed I was armed.

by FelonHelper June 2, 2009

brofiling

prejudice against a bro before you find out what his deal is

"all hockey players from new england prep schools are assholes"

"take it back. that's brofiling."

by afootman October 18, 2008

Penis profiling

Like racial profiling, except one is sizing up a the size of a man's penis by the way he acts. In this case, race does not make a difference!

Big sister- Check out that cute guy at the end of the bar!

Lil sister- Yeah he's cute, but he's a cocky somebody!

Big sister- So what's that got to do with it?

Lil sister- That means he's probably got a little penis!

Big sister- Oh you're just penis profiling!

by KC, MFD & Big Sister T March 24, 2008