Protery

When the protest becomes so big it reorganises into a kind, concert-like party while still protesting for the same cause.
(Exactly what happened in Lebanon. Google it.)
Therefore, the protest becomes a fun activity instead of a boring-ass, circle-jerk of sign holders.

"Did you hear? There's a protery at the White House."
"How did an anti-abortion protest turn into a party?!"

by ZeddBread November 18, 2019

Butt Poetry

Another expression for a fart

I was sitting with my girlfriend when I had an unusual fart. She asked "what was that?" I replied, "Butt Poetry."

by Jtrigger October 26, 2019

Joe Poetry

‘Joe Poetry’ is the process of description, where everything is made more confusing than Shakespearean literature. It can also resemble different forms of poetry at times.

Oh god, plug your ears, it’s ‘Joe Poetry’ time.

My head feels so much clearer now, maybe because I was missing out on all that ‘Joe Poetry’.

by Hiroshima2023 October 16, 2020

cowboy poetry

Happy hour at a western bar or saloon that old cowboys frequent, to tell stories to everyone and no one.

My afternoon is going to be so much better if ole Rockne is down at Slopeside’s Cowboy Poetry drinking a bourbon!

by HelloBrisket April 27, 2021

Croatian Poetry Night

Achieving the impossible, despite insurmountable odds. Also used to describe the high one feels after having done the impossible; like selling a friend on the concept of translated Croatian Poetry.

"Dude, we got pulled over, the cop gave me a speeding ticket, and I was two hours late to the fashion awards. But I still managed to hook up with Elle McPherson."

"Total Croatian Poetry Night."

by crowgod December 29, 2007

Crappy Poetry

Crappy Poetry can take on many forms; it is a morphologic organism that evolves alarmingly quick. The art form itself is widely debated and misunderstood; however, it is largely accepted that Crappy Poetry is either a satirical poem making fun of poems or just a poem that is written very poorly.

The leading authority on Crappy Poetry is The Crappy Poets Society. The majority of members have the opinion that poems which rhyme and make sense are less crappy then poems which do not rhyme and are random in nature.

Crappy Poetry is designed to be humorous and the authors goal is to make their audience laugh.

Joe: Here is my submission to the crappy poetry contest:

'That’s What She Said' by Joe W.
I want to ride,
But it’s so long.
My needs can’t wait.
I hate it in the back.
It hurts so bad; I want to scream!
It drives me wild.
I’m going to suck it up.
I don’t know how much longer I can last though…
I’m going to burst!
I’m so excited, but I know the ride won’t last long.
Ew, it’s all wet and it kind of smells.
How many people have ridden it before?
These are the thoughts I think as I wait in line.

Audience Member: wow, joe, that was some crappy poetry.

by The Crappy Poets Society April 25, 2011

poetry

1. An archaic form of literature, now dying off. Doggerel.

As practiced in modern times, poetry is a discredited means of (supposedly) communicating aesthetic thoughts or feelings in verbal form. Thousands, perhaps millions of person-hours, disc/server space, and trees are wasted to develop and store this tripe.

"Award winning" poetry is usually the worst kind, representing the vilest outcome of combining incestuous art-cronyism with self-indulgent self-promotion.

2. A complete waste of time.

1. Bob is nearly finished with his english degree, but he still needs a credit in poetry of the twentieth century.

2.
Small trees that shine
out of watery depths
With broken limbs, like
Becky are
Not why I write.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009