Procrastination dump

The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.

I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Procrastination shits

The spontaneous urge to defecate when faced with a tedious task. ie. homework, cleaning, studying, etc.

*Compass homework due at 11:59*
11:24: Fuck, I gotta shit again
Roommate: Must be the procrastination shits

by Tsecation February 4, 2019

Procrastinationophobia

The fear of- you know what? i'll tell you later

Procrastinationophobia is- gotta go, can't tell you now

by DarkMuffin666 July 27, 2020

mutual procrastination

wasting time with others. The dirtiest term for hanging out.

I like to fanticize about mutual procrastination, you know getting some friends together sitting in a circle and watching tv for two hours instead of homework, yeah thats the stuff.

by Redhawk23 February 22, 2011

The Three Laws of Procrastination

1. There is always 'later'.

2. The more work there is to be done, the longer you will procrastinate.

3.

You're reading The Three Laws of Procrastination on urban dictionary.. There's got to be something better you could be doing with your life, right..? ... no?.....*sigh*

by TypewriterMonkey May 2, 2015

procrastination

A philosophy based on the premise that ignoring problems will make them go away.

He was an ardent follower of procrastination.

by Procrastimaster December 28, 2005

procrastination

The act of going on urbandictionary to merely look up the word 'procrastination', and then go further and define it, whilst knowing that you're wasting time and need to be getting shit done.

procrastination at it's finest.

by shitimprocrastinatingagain December 13, 2016