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Problem Topped

(Variations: ing, er)

When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.
Woman: I'm making a big commitment because I'm getting married.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.
by Fonzalator January 13, 2009
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Problem Child

A "strong smooth drink" that will fuck you up! : consists of Tequila, Vodka, Lemon Juice, Lime Juice, and Tonic Water
Ashley: "Hey Mike, Netflix went out because of the weather"

Mike: "Make yourself a problem child and and you'll be straight!"
by flipflop1 May 14, 2011
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Problem Child

What Awiaza calls his students
Deku: Mr. Awiaza?
Awiaza: What do you want Problem Child
by Dekuuuuuu April 20, 2020
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Problem Hole

A part of the body that when hit unexpectedly can cause great pain to the reciever, located aroundd the stomach area
"ah shit, you just cuaght me right in the Problem Hole"
by fresh chip September 28, 2009
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Problem loading page

The Firefox version of Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage, which means that it is the most annoying page you'll ever see while using Mozilla Firefox.
Typing in www.kayak.com...need to find a decent airfare...Problem loading page...WTF!?!?!
by NHRHS2010 June 20, 2011
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Problem-tunity

An opportunity can lie within a problem. Problem solving can have a very positive and unexpected outcome.

TURN A PROBLEM INTO AN OPPORTUNITY, resulting in improvement or advancement. A PROBLEM IS REALLY AN OPPORTUNITY. It's like the saying, "The solution lies within the problem." A person shouldn't fear, neglect, or ignore problems because the very ACT of addressing them can open new doors and allow one to grow.
Example #1
Someone at a business meeting is complaining about mistakes made by the receptionist when taking down messages. The problem-tunity here is to take some positive action: perhaps submit some protocal that can be used as a company model and/or part of training. It would take the complainer and turn them into a positive employee in the eyes of management.

Example #2
A Bully at school is trying to con a Kid out of lunch money. The Kid usually hides or goes out of their way to avoid the Bully. Problem = Bully focusing on the Kid and creating shame or embarassment. Opportunity = Kid using the attention from the Bully creatively to befriend them and become allies.
by myfavoritecolorisclear February 21, 2011
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problem solver

Cooc's slang for a handle of booze
Kevin hows it going guy? Not good me and the lady are callin it quits after 8 years. Sit tight guy, i'll be right over with a problem solver!!
by head August 23, 2015
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