Pretendafriend

a person who only wants to be your friend when they need something or you are their last resort.

(insert someone lame here) is such a pretendafriend because she only calls me when she runs out of money. Bitch!

by THATgirl1986 January 5, 2011

pretember

When one person is attempting to reference a memorable experience with another individual the other doesn't always remember the event. In order to avoid an awkward episode of the story teller trying to jar the memory of the other party, one will "pretember" the event. They will pretend to remember so that the story may go on.

Mike: "Hey Joe, do you remember that time as kids when we went to the neighbor's house and snooped around?" Joe: "No, Mike, I don't remember that." Joe: "Really? It was that yellow house next door and it was raining that day." At this point Mike just wants Joe to get on with the story, so he implements his pretembering. Mike: "Oh yeah! I pretember that!"

by p112812 April 8, 2011

pretend busy

The art of walking around at work, moving papers from one place to another, to give the impression that a person is busy at work

I was so pretend busy at work today; I completely missed the Christmas party that we had today.

by mslalib December 20, 2013

pretendabilty

For moments when you want to make fuckashima...erm....Hiroshima look like child's play, A.K.A the measurement of how fucking pretentious one can be at any given moment.

Usually measured on the Richter scale, from 1 to 10, for scientific accuracy (Has been measured as high as 69 at times)

Combined with the theorem of abortion relativity and distortion, makes a great way of describing one's current behavior.

"Honestly, he's a fucking 69 on pretendabilty scale at the moment"
"His pretendabilty makes him very abortion worthy right now.... someone get me the high tensile rope..."

by abort-worthy May 27, 2017

Periterish

Adjective:

Periterish- something that invokes the urgent desire or need for more of it.

Pronunciation: per-it-è-rish

This word takes the place of ridiculous words such as ‘moreish’ which should never have been created in the first place.

These biscuits are so periterish

by Ravencinko December 28, 2020

False Pretenda

A person that likes to talk nonsense and pull shenanigans by pretending.

Definition: phony
Synonyms: actor, charlatan, deceiver, dissembler, fake, faker, fraud, hypocrite, imitator, impostor, quack, snob

Holy shit...that guy Pooni is such a fuckin' false pretenda!

by Somal007 April 30, 2014

preteen

Wow, I am a "preteen" and I don't know if I should be mad or laughing at these ignorant definitions.

1. No one tYPes lyke DiS except trolls.

2. I hate twilight, Aeropostale and Disney channel.
3. Yes, I like pop music, but that isn't the only genre I like and I don't like it to be "cool". I could careless about being cool, I like the music.
4. I don't "want to be a teen". Some teenagers need to learn that they didn't invent the world, pop culture or fashion.

I don't know what some of you are smoking but there is the REAL definition up there.

Idiotic Teen: Those preteens love Jonas Brothers and Aeropostale. What wannabes!

Smart Teen: So just because of their age they aren't allowed to like things without being called wannabes? Grow up.

by Preteen November 22, 2010