Pretzel

(noun) a delicious salt-bakery to accompany beer etc. The dough consists of fine wheatflour, fine maltflour, yeast, salt, fat and water. The dough is rolled into a thin sausage and dipped before baking into soda solution (NaHCO³) - this gives a lovely chestnut sheen to the crust. Crushed rocksalt is applied to the crust and the pretzel is baked - ready!
Thre crossarm form of the pretzel gives it its name - from the Italian braccio (Latin bracellus), arm.
A butter-pretzel with freshly ground coffee for breakfast -delicious!
by Alarick October 01, 2006
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Pretzeling

Also know as cuddling. It occurs after sex when both partners reach orgasm. Both partners fall asleep in each other's arms wrapped around each other.
Gary: where's Jimmy? Is he up?

Doug: No, he is out for the count. He was seen pretzeling with Annie.
by Jimyee97 February 02, 2019
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Pretzel

A snack eaten by fat people (Mostly americans). Any thin, healthy or smart person realises that the amount of salt and fat in one pretzel let alone a bag is enough to fatten you to bits.
I'm going to eat a bag of pretzels then drink some canned foam cheese and top it off with some twinkies.
by JimboNoobo March 23, 2003
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Pretzel

A deadly threat to the nation. It was sent by unknown parties to assasinate George W. Bush. The attempt was nearly successful, but a bystander was cunning enough to employ the heimlich maneuvre, foiling the conspiracy. The said pretzel is now being held in maximum security in guantanamo bay as an enemy combatant.
It appears that agent pretzel has failed his mission.
by jonzo the weasel July 17, 2006
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Pretzel

Twisted; succubus; corrupt; perplexing
when referred to a female
"These pretzels are making me thirsty"

- The twisted female (pretzel) is making me drink(alcohol)
by Under Artificial Skies July 02, 2009
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pretzelized

Damn, I feel 'pretzelized' right now.

Someone giving you salt in game Damn, I'm getting 'pretzelized'.
by SnorLux July 23, 2016
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ninja pretzel

The most fucked up, warm hearted, wise and savage person that I have met online. He always seems to have girls and guys at his feet.
Ninja Pretzel just bought 5 other psn cards. Gift me daddy!
by Animal are bikes April 17, 2017
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