prision mike

A dangerous man, he spend some time in the clink, trying not to drop the soap, he kidnapped the president's son, but they never caught him.

I am prison mike, do you know why they call me prision mike?

by Well known anonymous October 6, 2017

𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼

The people who make the Engi's Dispencer

Bro Engi Build your dispencer that was mannufactured by 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼

by Reeeeeeeeeeee33eeeeeeeeeeeee3e May 9, 2019

precisity

When something is the combination of both so accurate and so precise that you must describe it with the word precisity. The opposite of precisity is when a bottle of vodka is falling off of a fridge top to the point that it’s leaning off a wall.

When measuring a chemical aka vodka, pour 1.5 ounces of liquor into beaker.

Pour directly into mouth without spilling. This is both accuracy and precision aka precisity.

by Rolivia June 8, 2018

Bro-pression

When your boy is oppressing your thoughts or ideas.

What's up with the Bro-pression, Bro?

by Travis Beatty March 8, 2008

E-Pression

one who acts depressed to gain attention to a certain audience on the internet

1. man have you noticed jeff lately, i swear hes E-Pression

2. yeah jeffs E-Pression is reall coming advancing, its really gay, he's just trying to get sympathy from lindsay

by jackmckoo92yo April 4, 2009

ud-pression

The feeling of depression you get after a word you submitted to Urban Dictionary is rejected. Symptoms are usually extreme sadness, loneliness, and the feeling that things will only get worse.

Blake: *sigh*| Edwin: What's the matter?|Blake: The editors at Urban Dictionary turned down my definition for FOBU.|Edwin: Sorry to hear about your ud-pression. Better luck next time I guess.

by Mr Sackboy May 11, 2010

Man-pression

When a man is depressed for the following reasons:

1.)Favorite pet died
2.)Just discovered he's going bald
3.)Fav sports team just lost in the championship game
4.)Denied a raise
5.)Lost all his investments
6.)Girlfriend/wife left him and took the dog

Friend 1: Man, Joe's man-pression is really bad.

Friend 2: Yeah, Daisy left him and took the dog.

by wswrigley September 9, 2010