Paterno

A Paterno is unit of currency equal to 6 million US dollars. Paternos are typically paid in cases of covering up for child rape.

"The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston was forced to pay 14 Paternos to victims of child rape by priests in 2003."

"Penn State got fined 10 Paternos for turning a blind eye to child rape on their campus."

by Joe Paterno's family July 23, 2012

Two-parter

A day or situation that is uncharacteristically complicated, that takes a long time or a large amount of effort to resolve.

Gemma: Remember that day when we made that homemade bazooka and it accidently went off in your chest? And we ended up at E.R. and the unexploded bazooka shell was stuck in my chest right next to the oxygen line and it took three trainee doctors and a bomb disposal team to diffuse the situation? After that we missed the last bus home and had to walk all the way back?

Glyn: Yeah, that day was a ‘two-parter’

by Butty101 November 23, 2011

Thoughts and prayers

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."

by anonymous November 5, 2018

Prateen

A person who falls in love rather fast. Fails to get over his "infatuation". Also becomes a party pooper.

Dude I really hate your Prateen attitude;

That girl is gonna turn him into a prateen.

by Kuchisterr March 22, 2010

maghrib prayer

The maghrib prayer prayed just after sunset, it's the 4th of five formal daily prayers performed by practicing muslims, the formal daily prayers of Islam comprise different numbers of units called rak'at, the maghrib prayer has 3 obligatory rak'at, the first two fard rak'at are prayed aloud, and the third is prayed silently.

Ahmed : did you go for the maghrib prayer today?
Ali : yes, the mosque was full of people today.

by AplysX April 10, 2022

Thoughts and Prayers

What people say when they want to feel like they're helping but they don't want to actually get off their butts and help.

Person 1: "My mom is in the hospital in critical condition."
Person 2: "I'm sending my thoughts and prayers."

by Rom, the hero of Terok Nor October 5, 2020

paternity test

Test taken to prove that a man is either the father or not the father of a child. ( see Maury show)

Stephanie tried to refuse to take the paternity test proving he wasn't the father because she didn't want the other guy to find out he wasn't the father either.

by LaDeena June 11, 2006