by Lafnatu August 13, 2010

the driest fucking piece of bread you ever gonna eat, you gonna be choking harder than ever if you don't drink something
by biscuitlover69 August 21, 2019

"You shoulda seen Dave last night. He had his left eye closed talking to the ladies. He was popeye drunk!"
by skgvati November 8, 2008

by Bilge Ball June 8, 2011

Hey man I was driving back from papa johns and popeye jones was in the median about to steal my pizza!!
by juanmart12 October 9, 2013

a missed dirty danza or sanchez, resulting in a squinty eye and a blanket of dook over the recipients eye.
by hungry gulliver October 25, 2009

Noun.
A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.
A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.
Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."
by ThePeoplesIdiot December 29, 2009
