pop-tart roulette

This happens when multiple boxes of pop-tarts are opened and dumped out. Because they don't say the flavor on the individual packet, you are forced to gamble on which one you get.

Guy #1: I got hot fudge sundae, I wanted cinnamon roll.
Guy #2: Nobody wins at pop-tart roulette.

by Neakers September 12, 2009

Pop-Tart Wheels

The inability to pick-up girls. Derivation of "wheels". "Pop-tart" because they're square and they crumble under pressure.

"It's never Brody's night; he has Pop-Tart Wheels"

by JOFB December 13, 2013

sexy pop tart

A sexual act in which as soon as a male acheives an erection, he yells 'ding!' to mimic the sound of a toaster or microwave. He then places his erection into his partner's mouth, while furiously thrusting and shouting, "it's CRAZY GOOD!"

Guy 1: Dude, I did the Sexy Pop Tart with Clarissa last night
Guy 2: Yeah? How'd it go?
Guy 1: Now I'm a part of this balanced breakfast!

*both characters high-five and feel guilty for being eternally five*

by Dirty Dan 69 February 10, 2014

Pop Tart Bites

Literal trash. Pop tart bites are like the sequel of the movie that doesn't even come close to the first movie. The size, thickness, texture, consistency, and taste are ALL off. No one asked for them. No one wants them. No one likes them. They taste nothing like the original Pop Tarts. We want them canceled. Gone. Please don't waste your one and only life eating these. Save your money and buy the original.

"Hey have you tried Pop Tart Bites"

Yah. They are the worst things I've ever put in my mouth.

by Themadesthoe420 September 08, 2019

Pop tart

a person that acts all HARD only with words, or just by talking and when it comes to fighting the person is a pussy/wimp and maybe even runs away.

lame dude:(while standing behind a fence) imma go like boom with my fist, and u will be laying on the ground like ahhh ouuuch.

other dude: man ur just a pop tart HARD on the out side SOFT on the inside.

by Fly Dreams September 25, 2009

Pop Tart

A last minute hooker.

Pop quiz is a last minute test and a Pop tart is my last minute hooker.

by muntsy69 November 15, 2009

Kentucky Pop Tart

A sex act involving one or more people where a chicken leg is used in place of a dildo.

Kyle: How was your date with Amanda last night?
Ryan: So hot, so crazy! She let me give her a Kentucky Pop Tart.
Kyle: Wow! I thought she was a vegetarian.

by Honey Maxwell February 04, 2017