Poot is the slug-like pet alien belonging to Kreeblim from Bruce Coville's novel "My Teacher Fried my Brains." Small, furry, and with eye stalks and no skeletal structure, it is reminiscent of Star Trek's tribble.
by Peter Murawski March 23, 2005
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by Katescott2000 October 25, 2015
Referencing being "high" on marijuana, being sad all the time, and doing abosoulty nothing everyday.
by Poot Bean July 03, 2019
Walking through Walmart today ,I thought I farted. But I pooted, and the guy behind me slipped on my nugget.
by Oopsieohfuck January 26, 2020
Another way of saying 'fart' or 'trump'.
It's normally used as a really posh or feminine way of saying you've had flatulence.
It's normally used as a really posh or feminine way of saying you've had flatulence.
Isabelle: Sorry, I just pooted.
Rachel: That's okay, Isa- OH GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?
Rachel: That's okay, Isa- OH GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?
by definebird December 02, 2017
Present participle: Pooting, often dropping the 'g' as pootin' (not to be confused with the homophone Putin, the prime minister of Russia).
by TaxicabDriver September 17, 2015