poo

material propelled from the ass often exceeding mach 1

i once left my poo out in the sun and it shrivelled up and looked like a squirrel and then a bear ate it and died because it was some intense crap contained in there yes corn and all

by Kris March 5, 2004

no poo

method of cleansing and conditioning hair without using conventional shampoos. common no_poo concoctions include baking soda and water, apple cider vinegar and water, etc.

I went no poo two months ago and my hair has never been so lovely!

by queeniebeanie February 24, 2008

poo

a smelly substance produced my humans and animals
you shouldn't touch it

you always do such a smelly poo!

by total weirdo November 24, 2018

Poo

If you poo a poo you will have to eat the poo or the rebelion of the national poo forces will grab their poo gadgets and attack your jeans!

guy 1: hi, ..... , poo

guy 2: DON'T KILL ME!!!!

by huge BIG BRAIBN July 25, 2020

Poo

The comman miss-spelling of Winnie's last name.

"Did you see the Winnie the Poo special last night?"

by Ninjagirl22 July 24, 2017

poo

A charming piece of anal jewelry

Fuck me, can u smell that? i just had a greasy fat hairy dump. go look at my poo!!

by SiR January 10, 2004

Poo

An item that comes from the anus, and is collected by many and exchanged for sweeties at your local newsagents.

Quick! Grab the poo tongs and i'll get the car!

by WillLDT January 1, 2009