Pookes

To Poo and Puke at the same time

Holy shit man, i'm sooo hungover that I have the Pookes

by givemeabeer January 16, 2011

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Pooking

(v.) Act of relaxation involving the intake of multiple sources of media (i.e. television, music, computer social networking) while ingesting snack foods, preferably of the chip variety.

I thought about going to my sister's house. But since I've been so tired, I've just been pooking here all day.

by ThatKhet November 30, 2010

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Pook

nickname of something super cute and cuddly.

"Awh Pook, you`re cute, and I`m sorry, but I had to put this up to annoy you. (:

by ashmend April 22, 2008

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Pook

This is the act of placing poo on the end of a stick and poking someone with it.

"I just pooked you...."

by Azzaaaa February 22, 2009

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To be a pook is to embody all things good. Once you become a pook, your days suddenly will feel brighter, your apple juice will taste sweeter and you'll finally get that promotion you've been waiting on for the last 3 months at work. For the first time in 4 years, Jessica from Starbucks will finally remember you by your first name instead of your daily order of a Venti Cold brew with two Splenda on the side. Heck- she'll actually spell your name right, too. The next thing you know, you'll spontaneously lose that dreaded 5 pounds you just haven't been able to shed without even trying. Your skin will become clearer, your smile will become brighter.

Your life- it will become wholesome.

You will become complete.

To be a pook, is to be one with the pooko.
Once you are one with the pooko, the pooko will become one with you.

Believe in the pooko.

"ever since i've become a pook, my life has just been so much better."
"you're such a pook"
"i'm a pook? no stop it, YOU'RE a pook! :flushed:"
"pook"

by pooksiepookpook April 13, 2020

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