Poned

The annoying sensation received when having to take off a onesie in order to take a dump.
Marcus: Uuugh, i need to take a dump but im wearing a onesie
Marcus's cray cray mom: Oh, darl, you must be so poned!
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dude i totally poned that hot chick last night at that party
by ASHthug July 11, 2008
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a mewper who mewps and mewps until she can no longer mewp anymore
that crazy pones won't stop mewping!
by pones mcchicken fingaz August 04, 2003
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Poned

A word invented by the Jonas Brother Nick Jonas, it is his version of the word pwned. In HIS definition, the word must only be used by itself in a sentence.
Don: Man, you beat me in Pacman AGAIN
Jack: Poned!
Don: Ew. Jonas Brothers fan.
by twilightandjonas September 16, 2008
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Pone

1. To have sex.
2. Cornbread that has been baked or fried; often in the shape of an oval.
3. In cards, the player to the right of the dealer, or the non-dealer in two-handed games.

Note: Pone is often improperly used in place of pwn, a word meaning to beat severely.
1:
"Do you wanna pone later?"
"Gettin' my pone on"
"Ponin' 'em somethin' fierce bro"
by sweetcheekjenkins July 30, 2013
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a slang term used for the words pussy or poon and someone who is being a bitch.
Don't be a fucking pone.
by ChiggySoKoolLOL January 24, 2009
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noun
way to say something sounds great, alike "poggers"
this song is pone!
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