Marcus: Uuugh, i need to take a dump but im wearing a onesie
Marcus's cray cray mom: Oh, darl, you must be so poned!
Marcus's cray cray mom: Oh, darl, you must be so poned!
by Puffnipuff June 5, 2014

by ASHthug June 20, 2008

by pones mcchicken fingaz August 4, 2003

A word invented by the Jonas Brother Nick Jonas, it is his version of the word pwned. In HIS definition, the word must only be used by itself in a sentence.
by twilightandjonas October 29, 2008

1. To have sex.
2. Cornbread that has been baked or fried; often in the shape of an oval.
3. In cards, the player to the right of the dealer, or the non-dealer in two-handed games.
Note: Pone is often improperly used in place of pwn, a word meaning to beat severely.
2. Cornbread that has been baked or fried; often in the shape of an oval.
3. In cards, the player to the right of the dealer, or the non-dealer in two-handed games.
Note: Pone is often improperly used in place of pwn, a word meaning to beat severely.
by sweetcheekjenkins September 2, 2013

Don't be a fucking pone.
by ChiggySoKoolLOL January 24, 2009

