Ponding

When your golf ball gets extremely close to a body of water without going in. The ball and water become very close friends.

My golf ball was ponding with the creek on hole number 1.

by H2omeier June 27, 2017

Pencing

When you walk out of a big event to make a statement.

Mike was upset at being dissed, so he did some Pencing.

by sesmith70 October 9, 2017

Ponting

Moving/bouncing your leg if you're bored or anxious

I was bored so I started ponting

by DeTopiaan August 19, 2019

Pencing

Second definition: to go into a public space, especially a space with a high-risk population such as a hospital or retirement center, without a mask.

I saw Karen Pencing at the grocery store today. She might get someone sick.

by Whatev2070 May 8, 2020

Ponking

(Verb)

1) To lurk, esp. through twitter profiles that contain a large amount of simping.

2) To expose said content indirectly through cryptic posts.

3) To be vibing amongst a large number of minecraft chickens.

Ex 1.

Feral wolf 1: He's really quiet now.
Feral wolf 2: He must be ponking.

Ex.2

Feral Wolf 3: I wonder how much he has seen, I saw him ponking on the tl earlier.
Feral Wolf 1: I'm not sure, but I'm a bit paranoid.

Ex. 3
Feral Wolf 1: What's he up to?
Feral Wolf 2&3: He's just ponking at the farm.

by simp 4 sap May 15, 2020

Pencing Them Off

The act of surrounding someone with plexiglass to protect others from that person’s infectious diseases; specifically one who insists on not following recommended quarantine guidelines after significant COVID-19 exposure.

Did you hear Steve and Sara came to Michelle’s baby shower? Yeah, they endEd up Pencing Them Off because his brother’s kegger last weekend was deemed a superspreader event.

by hollimer October 25, 2020

Pencing

The act of fencing something off with plexiglass. Specifically to prevent the spread of disease. Named after Mike Pence, so likely to have COVID after spending time with trump that they had to erect a plexiglass shield during the debates to prevent him from getting other people sick. Pence is the head of trump's COVID task force.

"Oh, shit, she got the COVID? Dayum, we better start pencing her off from everybody else!"
"If they're not pencing that salad bar off then we better not eat at it!"

by mycooper October 25, 2020