polyamourous

the worst thing to be, it destroys all relationships and scraps of mental health you had left. hahahahahha.

they're polyamourous, time to commit neck rope hahahahah

by sleever420 December 20, 2018

Polyamorous XD

A bipolar cunt that trolls artist's pages in an attempt to draw discussion away from intelligent conversation so that she can be the center of attention. She can be identified by bullying tactics and illogical arguments.

This Polyamorous XD raised holy hell because someone wouldn't accept her analogy comparing a baby's bad art to an adult's today in the art forum where the question was about what makes bad art.

by Smile0231 May 11, 2018

Polyjamourous

1.) Lover of multiple artists in a specific genre.
2.) Not having one favorite artist.

"Who is your favorite artist?"
"I don't have one, I am polyjamourous."

by Basswich July 22, 2021

Polyamorous

A romantic relationship dynamic consisting of 3 or more people loving on each other. They do not feel comfortable being anyone's ‘everything’ and one true love. Human jealousy and insecurity is something they often demonize, gaslight and/or reprogram out of themselves and each other. Most modern polys think they are more evolved than monogamous people. Polyamorous typically conflate monogamy with codependency. They like having multiple people to fulfill their "needs" because one person cannot meet all needs. Like it even matters. They don't grasp the fact that others can sit with themselves for 5 minutes or simply have platonic friends. Instead of interdependence, their solution is to spread out their emotional responsibility over multiple people. They often make a disingenuous argument that their romantic love is similar to loving family or parents of multiple kids. They sell their dynamic as this altruistic romantic love, which is actually very rare. They often prove this by not exactly investing as much of themselves in each of their partners.

Sally and David realized they are Polyamorous. They are looking for a new woman to join their polycule. David likes motorcycles and cars! Sally is like, well...having a car.

by DramaticDictionary August 2, 2023

Polyjamerous

Some one who enjoys a wide verity in music genres. If you were ridding in the car with this person, it would go from metal, to rap, to pop, back to rap, then to classical, then somthing you're not even sure qualifies as music.

"My music taste is all over the place."
"That's cool. I'm also polyjamerous."

"I like metal, rap, classical, jazz, and pop."
"Your polyjamerous. "

"Whats your favorite kind of music?"
"Oh I can't pick just one. I'm polyjamerous. "

by Apocalypse Sue January 2, 2024

polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.

Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."

by ghost.png February 2, 2024

Polyamorous Cesspit

A place where polyamorous couples settle down and do polyamorous stuff. It can be a house, a treehouse, an apartment block, a single room or an RV.

Are there any differences between these places? Absolutely not. All of them house these people and all of them have the same environment to offer.

Just imagine the stench of days-old sweat lingering inside... The heat... The rising jealousy of everyone inside this place... The madness in the air... Sounds worse than an actual cesspit if you ask me...

And some people openly say "wE nEEd tO nORmaLIzE PoLYAmORy" like it's a good thing...

May Providence guide them to a better path...

Dylan: Hey there, bruh.
Romeo: Yes?
Dylan: Would you mind if you join me in my house this evening? I have something special to show you.
Romeo: But my wife's expecting me to-
Dylan: Don't worry, she'll be fine.

A few hours later...

Dylan: Welcome! Join me inside so that I can introduce you to my partners.

Romeo: Wait... Did you say... Partners..?
Dylan: Yes. I'm polyamorous, and I'm living with my 4 partners in this house for 4 years. Sounds great, right?
Romeo: Absolutely not. This place looks like a moral cesspit for me.
Dylan: What!?
Romeo: What's the word... Uhh... Yes! It's called a polyamorous cesspit.
Dylan: Who told you that!?
Romeo: My wife. She described it for me and she's absolutely right about this. The stench, the odd feeling, the hidden jealousy and everything.
Dylan: *MICROAGRESSION* Shut up you CIS WHITE MAN!!!! SHSJJWHEWHDJWHAHAJ!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: What an idiot.

by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 22, 2024