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Intellectual Pornography

A piece of writing that is so partisan, so indifferent to ordinary standards of truth, that it isn't even propaganda. It's not attempting to convince other people, or even to strengthen and bolster the faithful. It only exists to excite the believer, in the crudest possible way; it plays to arguments so shallow they can only occur in the privacy of one's own head without mortifying embarrassment. In other words, the intellectual version of pornography.
The article on Benghazi is so full of intellectual pornography that everyone at Fox News is going to braingasm when they read it.
by Bluebird_89 February 21, 2018
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pornography

I will now go and look at/watch/view pornography.
by Noodles February 19, 2003
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pootography

The act of taking photographs of your own feces for the purposes of art, or social inadequacy
I showed my friends my pootography collection... they did not approve
by Captain Corpsetacular February 15, 2006
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pornography

To draw penises on an object or person, or add to a drawing to make it appear as a penis.
"Dude, you just pornographied my binder! Stop trying to pornography everyone's stuff."

Cock Rocket
by JLDC May 27, 2010
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Second-Hand Pornography

The noise and/or images experienced by unwilling persons while another person is watching or listening to pornographic material. This refers to only audio/video recordings and/or pictures, not the sights/sounds experienced from actual live sex acts.
Dude, you've got to get a girlfriend, all the second-hand porn is making me sick!
by Superstud July 20, 2005
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Poontography

A geek word, refering to the use of a thermal scope on a sniper rifle in infinity wards Popular game: Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. It is called so due to the abnormal resbelce to a vagina one bears when using said attachment on said gun.
Person 1: dude i just got sniped by some guy spawn sniping with the thermal scope on quarry.

Person 2: dude what freakin poontography
by Drummerdude2295 May 29, 2010
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Pornography

Something that only fat guys with no sexual watch
damn fatass wacthes pornography everyday because he cant get any
by jahoovana March 16, 2008
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