plotting against the black and white

This is a response when someone asks what you're doing and you don't want to tell, so you pretty much say you're sitting there pondering how to destroy everyone.

Rachel: Hey, what are you doing?
Tina: Just sitting here plotting against the black and white.

by Tina Collins November 11, 2005

plowing new ground

to have sex with a virgin. It's a comparison of a virgin to soil which has never been plowed before.

John plowed new ground on his wedding night.

by fizzle April 1, 2004

plotting

Hanging out/ cotching. Having a little jam with a couple of people.

Can be abbreviated to plottin

She's got a free yard, I know she's not on having a massive party but I wouldn't mind plotting at hers for a bit

by Lucy100 March 9, 2007

plating

paper plate option

Step 1 for plating option

Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.

Step 2

Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles.

Step 3

Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.

Step 4

Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.

If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points

by Dr. LF June 18, 2009

Beanfield Plowing

The act of, or pertaining to, having sexual intercourse between a man and a woman. This can often be forceful and is usually in reference to a male's interest in pleasuring himself with a female, rather than for the mutual benefit of both parties.

"I hear that that hooker on Main Street will take your money for a good beanfield plowing!"

by The Definitor January 16, 2009

Plowing the Snow

Verb. When two men are having sex with the same person, the man who goes in second after the first man ejaculates, is plowing the snow.

NOTE** Plowing the snow may occur during a 3-some or if one partner has been unfaithful to the other.

Emeriah: Ohhh, baby that was some good lov'n.. but baby, I am craving some more.

Doaneathan: Yeah, it was good for me too..but I am not ready to go now.. Oliver, get in here and start plowing the snow!

Oliver: MEOWww!! Im on it!.. (or should I say I'm in it?!)

by Snow Plowers January 26, 2008

plowing the guts

Having intercourse with a ho. Sometimes heard as "gettin' up in the guts".

What wuz you doing in the bathroom with my sister so long?

Step off fool...I wuz plowing the guts! Can't you see she's walking all crooked!

by HoMaster May 6, 2005