Ployfriend

a male acquaintance whose company is intended to portray the existence of a romantic or dating relationship to a third party observer, even though no such relationship actually exists.

Sara was being creeped on at the gym. So she asked Matt to be here ployfriend and go to the gym with her so the creeper would believe she was dating someone and leave her alone.

by adicus850 March 22, 2017

plond

Similar to a plake, a plond is to big to be a pond and too small to be a lake.

"What a lovely plond. I like looking at the fish."

by Ploe lo jo mcfofo July 18, 2017

Plof

The sound a sheep makes when it hits the ground from a height higher then 100ft.

Sheep 1. How was your day?
Sheep 2. My day was Plof!

by Arby’s is pretty cool March 11, 2021

ponfakejump

Ponfakejumping is an advanced strategy used in the mc hypixel arena brawl gamemode where a player feigns jumping from a ledge. This is done by running towards a ledge and jumping, but instead of falling, redirecting their momentum backwards such that they stay up and an opponent chasing might fall.

Player 1: Everybody look, I'm going to ponfakejump! *ponfakejumps*
*Hysterical Laughter* I PONFAKEJUMPED

Surrounding voice call members: *Chaotic choking on air*

by ultramicroscopic February 22, 2022

plonk

A word used on message boards as a response to some turd, to let them know you've just put them on ignore.

Tom: I hope everyone had a good day today.

Turd: Duh, it's night here.

Tom: *plonk*

by Tom Joe December 27, 2006

Plonker

A stupid person

Grace!!! You absolute plonker

by Sugaronastick December 16, 2019

Plongus

Pls/Please. Used when someone is saying dumb shit, or when lounge is being collectively dumb or off-topic. Often used ironically.

Typical poster: "I keep picking my 410 to control but can't seem to get operating"

Enlightened poster: "Plongus"

by DoNotDuplicate July 27, 2021