a male acquaintance whose company is intended to portray the existence of a romantic or dating relationship to a third party observer, even though no such relationship actually exists.
Sara was being creeped on at the gym. So she asked Matt to be here ployfriend and go to the gym with her so the creeper would believe she was dating someone and leave her alone.
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Get the Plof mug.Ponfakejumping is an advanced strategy used in the mc hypixel arena brawl gamemode where a player feigns jumping from a ledge. This is done by running towards a ledge and jumping, but instead of falling, redirecting their momentum backwards such that they stay up and an opponent chasing might fall.
Player 1: Everybody look, I'm going to ponfakejump! *ponfakejumps*
*Hysterical Laughter* I PONFAKEJUMPED
Surrounding voice call members: *Chaotic choking on air*
*Hysterical Laughter* I PONFAKEJUMPED
Surrounding voice call members: *Chaotic choking on air*
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Get the plonk mug.Pls/Please. Used when someone is saying dumb shit, or when lounge is being collectively dumb or off-topic. Often used ironically.
Typical poster: "I keep picking my 410 to control but can't seem to get operating"
Enlightened poster: "Plongus"
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