Peoria Piledriver

When a heterosexual male member of law enforcement fills his rectum with neutral grain alcohol (at least 180 proof) and is penetrated anally by the penis of one or more other heterosexual male(s).

Johny is not gay, he just likes to like to do the Peoria Piledriver with officer Matt O'Brien.

by Officer Matt O'Brien April 9, 2021

porkie pies

Porkie pies is slang for telling lies, not to be mistaken for mince pie which means eye.

'No way really jonny you'd better not be telling me porkie pies you fat son of a bitch'.

by jackb.nufc12345 April 2, 2011

1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver

A sexual feat that requires the aid of a trustworthy pilot, oil, feathers, and a horny countrymen with nothing better to do. A male covers himself in oil, then proceeds to roll around in a pile of feathers. If done correctly, he'll almost appear to be a bird. The male then straps himself into a World War 1 open cockpit bi-plane. At exactly 9,865 feet, the male jumps out of the plane, without a parachute, plummeting towards the ground at terminal velocity. During this time the male becomes aroused, then makes his penis perpendicular to the ground, and then finally flaps his arms imitating a bird like motion before smashing "dick first" into the ground. This feat was first done by the famous Oklahoma resident Harry Sack in 1948 thus, giving the feat the name "1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver". This same feat can be done to a woman however, you would also need to hire a skillful mathematician in order to figure out the exact timing to jump from the aircraft.

Joe: Dude i would totally have sex with Sally
Colin: I wouldn't have sex with her, i'd give her a 1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver!

by TESTICLETWISTER September 6, 2013

Pile of pants

Nonsense, bullshit or lies. What politicians often say.

"With regard to your claim to be a national of Afghanistan, the Secretary of State thinks that this is a pile of pants."

by Dick Wright-Upham December 3, 2010

ham pile

(huh-am)*(pie-el)
1) a gross vagina dripping with ooze, cold and clammy, and sticking together like cling wrap so it needs to be peeled apart.
2) slightly mushy.

"so dude, i was getting with this chick and i was stoked because she had a huge rack, but when i pulled off her pants she had a total ham pile and it reeked!"

by michael kevin john rubin trainor quinn December 24, 2006

party pies

Those little frozen pies you get in a box of about ten. Named 'party pies' because they're great for sharing with your friends at parties.

It was Bob's birthday and we all had party pies.

by Rose likes pie November 25, 2009

pile of electronics university

Archrival team of the CGNU Dumples. They are basically just a pile of electronics. They always lose because The Cheat beats the shit out of them with a golf club.

The Dumples just owned Pile of Electronics University...again.

by Marcus Reed October 7, 2006