Greek physique

Used in reference to a body that is godlike in appearance; such as the ones depicted in statues of Greek gods.

"My god, doesn't Raoul just have a Greek physique?"

by mepulixer July 16, 2008

quantum physics

The reason why one sock disappears when you do your laundry.

Although reliable intelligence sources indicate that Iraq has been developing weapons of mass destruction, they may never be found due to quantum physics.

by Buddhabing April 23, 2004

mastering physics

An online homework assignment website that will start off by robbing you 50 bucks for a 25 letter serial code, then go on to rape you by applying an exotic method of late penalties. During the first 50 minutes after the due time, usually 11:59 in the evenings for major assignments or 10:00 on the day you have your lecture for reading assignments, 1 percent is taken off for every minute you are late, seconds rounding up. After the first 50 minutes, you the rate of penalty will increase according to an unknown function yet to be reconstructed by me. you will often end up with -1000% with one day's delay.

this particular program is also very sly when it comes to plagerism. in the beginning, it will give all students of a particular class the same question, which encourages you to cheat. Afterwards, it will change the numerical components of a question everytime you tried to do it or show answer after you've completed it.

Due to no notifications, it is very easy to miss an assignment

Ab: What did you get on your mastering physics assignment man?

Horton: Aww shit, there was another one？ I dont know, probably around the negative thousands.

by Ab Horton December 2, 2009

Madden physics

A frustrating glitch in EA Sports football games (Madden and NCAA) in which the football and/or players act in a way that is not physically possible. This may include a football going through body parts, body parts going through body parts, a football touching a player's "aura" and being deflected, a football being randomly teleported from one player's possession to another, or a fumble being sucked into a player's possession from 5 feet away.

Man, I would've won that game if it hadn't been for Madden physics!

by maxer64 December 14, 2008

physicsmonster

One of the rulers of PhODS, knows more physics that any other student, aka ponster.

Rashad : Hey there physicsmonster, please unban me

by lolmanKiBeti February 1, 2021

AP Physics C

An exercise in hardcore masochism.

AP Physics C is an incredibly fucking boring class.

by Kayenare March 10, 2009

physics major

The closest one can get to being a math major without actually being a math major. Holds the distinction of being the only Bachelor of Science degree someone could actually get without ever answering one question completely right.

I got a 54 on my last quantum mechanics exam and that was a B. Being a physics major kicks ass!

by OdekaKeChocobo February 15, 2012