Phoneado

The whirlwind of phone calls sometimes necessary to buy pot.

My deal fell thru and I had to go through a phoneado to get some bud.

by Mr. Faboo January 17, 2008

phonambulate

the obnoxious roaming around people do when talking on their cell phone, especially when they get in your way. from: phone + ambulate

Hey, dude! Why do always phonambulate into people?

by quoit June 16, 2009

phoniac

Telephony enthusiast. One who spends an inordinate amount of time developing, tinkering with, or using phone-related technologies.

"My dad spends so much time writing software for phones --he's such a phoniac !"

by technologic14 September 30, 2011

phoncation

Turning off or powering down your cell phone for more than a re-boot. Not to be confused with your battery dying. This is a VOLUNTARY reflex. Turning off the cell world and turning on the real.

*i know it seems impossible*

Tucker has been texting for 15 hours, his thumbs are bleeding, he needs a phoncation.

by thetuckmonster July 5, 2012

phonbait

The act of secretly masturbating well on phone with a person , so they do not find out.

My girlfriend wont have phone sex. But when she calls at night a phonbait. She is none the wiser.

by Grigg&Kerry February 12, 2014

Ponyass

A term of endearment; used to describe someone cooler than yourself, when you KNOW this person is cooler than yourself, you are just too egotistical to admit it.

Skater 1: yeah, man she's pretty cool
Skater 2: but she goes to some ponyass private school
Skater 1: nahh, she's chill

by IAMNOTFIVE November 16, 2009

Steeler Nation Phony's

Similar, but not the same as, a typical bandwagon fan. Steeler Nation Phony's pride themselves on being "blue collar", but spend $500 on a ticket to the AFC championship game. These fans often are not from the Pittsburgh area, but after passing through the city on the high way, and due to the teams success and aura, they decide they are die hard Steelers fan.

Did you see all those Steeler Nation Phony's in the third row from UofPitt?

by Lamarr Woodley kills people. January 24, 2011