poontard

A person completely lacking in intelligence.

Only a complete poontard would fail the California state exit exam

by YargPirateYarg February 24, 2005

Phonetarded

When you get a brand new, totally different phone and are completely incapable of using it at all.

Oh sorry I can't. I'm phonetarded.

by @Keefy August 7, 2011

Phonetertubes

Internet connectivity on a mobile phone.

Portmanteau of "phone" and "intertubes"

"I can't get any wireless here. How will we use Google maps now?"
"It's OK. I'll use them on the phonetertubes."

by lonelocust January 14, 2009

photard

These are the people who take photography classes at either a highschool or college level and think they are better than everyone else.

The photards tried to say tilting the camera was for artistic reasons when really they can't find a good way to frame the shot.

by flygirl23 December 22, 2010

phonecord

Hell. Just. Hell. Don't join. It doesn't exist. It SHOULDN'T EXIST.

Random fuck 1 : "Hey dude did you join Phonecord yesterday?"
Random fuck 2 : "That shit-hole dosn't exist."

by randeez May 9, 2022

phonestand1

The animation a real nigga hits when he's fucked up

"Ayo, what time is it?" .phonestand1

by ricothetiger January 20, 2025