no answer phoner

An individual who dosen't answer their phone unless they recognize the incoming number on the caller ID.
I am a no answer phoner, I be screening calls all day.
by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015
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cell phoner boner

a geeky guy who get"s an immediate hard on when he talks to his pussybitch girlfriend
Bill must be talking to his pussybitch girlfriend again,everyones laughing at his cell phoner boner.
by edju July 27, 2007
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Phoner

A term used when one's phone forms a bulge in their pocket, and is mistaken for an erection.

Phoners are usually found in men who wear jeans or extremely tight pants.
Guy 1: Dude, is that a Boner?

Guy 2: Nah man, I just have a Phoner.
by Moondoggie October 15, 2012
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phoner

an erection that is caused from the various vibration patterns of a cell phone alert in ones pocket, this can also occur with women, it is simply called a lady phoner.
Friend 1 :Dude let's go we have been sitting here for hours.
Friend 2: I can't get up yet, my girlfriend keeps texting me and it gave me a raging phoner. Just go without me.
Friend 1: Just tuck it in, we are going to miss the movie, turn your phone on silent!
by Silhouette951 November 19, 2013
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Phoner

A protrusion in one's pocket that is caused a large sized smartphone or phablet that creates an outline in their pants, almost similar to an erection or 'boner' in pants.
This new phablet I got is totally giving me a phoner when I put it in my pocket.
by Rotten Peach December 6, 2014
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phoner

a slacker, whos sluggardly !!!
man ! u damn phoner stand up !!!
by niktrack November 16, 2007
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Phoner

Being aroused or turned on by sexual texts or photos via phone
Man, last night I had a rockin' phoner when Kelly texted!
by Marcksman May 2, 2014
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