Phlop

'Plhop' is the antonym of 'Phat.' Below one's standards, unhip, uncool, uncooth. Alternately, doubles as spelling of 'Flop.'

-I hate this car, it's totally 'phlop'.

-The old axiom is true: Give a man a fish, he eats for a day, and that's 'phlop.' Teach a man to fish, and he eats for a lifetime, and that's phat.

My penis is 'phloppy,' meaning, it is not erect.

by Dwight "I have a degree" Cockface March 14, 2004

phloog

to be boring or unexciting

“my mom won’t let me go out; she’s being phloog.”

by jekgel weeks May 14, 2018

phloat

wen sum fin is gd, can b used 2 replace da word cool, dis is a word me n a m8 started n now heaps of ppl use it so SAY PHLOTE

wow ur nu top is well float
dis song is float

by cat August 11, 2006

phlogiston

A widely-researched phenomenon in the Middle Ages, phlogiston was thought to be an inherent substance in all things that could burn. When something was burned, phlogiston was visible in the form of flame, and was released into the air. In turn, people thought something would not burn without air because the air was already "full of phlogiston" and no more could be released into the air. In short, phlogiston was believed to be the substance that fire was made of.

These days, under influence of modern science, the concept of phlogiston is usually regarded as superstition.

by Fluid March 30, 2004

Phlop

The sound made by the clapping buttcheeks of an overwieght stripper.

Dude she's gets extra cash for all the phloping I hear.

by NiggaLlamass November 6, 2013

phlooge

A failed ejactulation-esp. air shooting out of the head of the penis instead of sperm.

My bitch left me because all I could do was phlooge after the third round.

by Glime Masta July 16, 2003

Phlompist

A word to describe someone who is really really obiese, obviously a tool, and Smells like rotten potatoes.

deirdre is a total phlompist.

by jhbdfnm v er jlad March 16, 2009