Ian Phlegming

When a girl hocks up a loogie and uses the mucus as lubricant to give a dude a hand job. Named this way in honor of the British writer who created James Bond, Ian Fleming. ( No other relation to the sexual act other than his last name sounds like phlegm. )

Sally had a cold and felt like shit, so instead of getting too wild and crazy with Tod, she just coughed in her hand and gave him an Ian Phlegming.

by Marc O.C. & Jocelyn C. November 22, 2009

phlegster

A phlegmatic person, particularity a dude, whose is easy going, witty, dependable, efficient, but alternatively apathetic, selfish, predictable, stubborn( not to be confused with the choleric trait of strong willed) etc.This temperament theory is mostly inspired by Tim. Lahaye, the founder and non-wannabe of the theory within his harmonious blend of psychology and Christianity. Their most common lifestyle is a 9 to 5 job, and coming home to playing mainstream video games. They hate extremes, and tend to dislike institutionalized education, and don't finish college, but may maintain good work history, with some years for each job, usually with okay to relatively comfortably livable wages. Upbringing doesnt seem to effect a phlegster too much, quite unlike one very fronted by Sanguine or Melancholy. They tend to put off emotions and not ever having a gf even by age 30, won't make them break down, unlike for example a male who is a MelSangChlor, who strick to ppl like glue. A phlegmatic girl, aren't as dramatic and as proned to be a gossip, as Phlegmatic and Choleric r a more masculine wheel.

Sanguine girl: You kinda seem downcast when u break into silence. Phlegster dude: Naw, I can just appreciate silence in a world that always seem to be talking.

by Jay Leo October 25, 2015

Pileggedly

(adv.) A term used sarcastically to instill doubt or discredit something that is blatantly obvious or true.

"I got hammered last night and 'pileggedly' made some bad decisions, now it burns when I pee."

by Steve Kellner December 9, 2008

Phlep

The most accurate description of the sound a half-erect penis makes when slapping on flesh.
This sound can also be made by wet flesh on flesh, especially while in sexual conduct.

I was up most of the night, those two phlep'd so much I couldn't get the sound out of my head.

by elizarrrgh February 22, 2011

phlog

A photographic blog. Like a blog, but with photos.

I emailed a new pic to my phlog today!

by Mikemikemike September 13, 2005

phlegm splitter

An iced drink of wine or liquor mixed with flavoring ingredients. Something resembling or suggesting such a drink

Lets go out after work for a phlegm splitter

Would anyone like a phlegm splitter before their meal?

by Bargo May 24, 2006

Phlegmgasm

The unwanted ejaculation of phlegm that comes out when a sick person coughs as to clear their throat.

Yesterday at Starbucks, my minority friend Michael phlegmgasmed his mocha mucus onto the attractive barista.

by CatatonicMalnutrition April 21, 2011