pity pass

When you're so close to passing a class, like one or two points away, and your teacher passes you anyway out of the goodness of his or her heart.

Mr. Smith saw that I was only one point shy of passing his class, so he pity passed me. God is real.

by Bridgey13 November 12, 2014

pity-fuck

To have sex with someone for reasons stemming from pity rather than desire. The phrase allows a range of implications from concern about the unfulfilment of the fuckee or feelings of superiority over them.

Kate came round last night and looked so dejected, I had to pity-fuck her.

by neur October 10, 2007

intimate pity party

When you throw an Intimate Pity Party for someone, you're allowing them to have sex with you. Usually it's for a good friend or an ex, because you feel sorry for them, not because you really want too.

Jane: "What did you get up to last night?"
Kelly: "Brad stayed over."
Jane: "What!? You two are back together!?"
Kelly: "Nah, he just lost his job and is pretty down about it."
Jane: "So, an intimate pity party then?"

by buckonz October 18, 2008

Pity Giggle

A small chuckle, or even a laugh, given to the other party in recognition of their attempt to be humorous. This laugh indicates that the joke was in no way entertaining, but that the other person appreciates their effort. Usually very half-hearted feeling.

"That girl has really big lips! She must have some African-american in her..."
<insert pity giggle>

by leftysrule22 July 15, 2009

Pity job (PJ)

Handjob or blowjob given generously out of pity to someone who has never received one or will most likely never receive one in the near future.

" Hey Sharron, why don't you give my boy a little Pity job (PJ), you know, a PJ?"
"I don't know, I don't think I can."
"C'mon! He's needs this!"
" Well... I guess it must be done..."

by Jenna Noleen August 28, 2011

pity crook

The clip you reluctantly put in the Instagram video, of the filmer, because you feel bad for roping him into filming you.

Me: Why didn't you have room to put my clip in the insta vid dude?

Ryan: I had to put Victor's pity crook in dude! My bad :(

by BallSmelly January 21, 2015

Paityn

to have unlimited amounts of joy and energy- to always be looking forward in life with the wisdom of what's behind and to smell of the stink of Slinger.

There are so many great things about her, she's such a Paityn!

by lml92 February 4, 2010