Philosofecal

Talking a lot of bullshit.

Jimmy is so philosofecal this morning. -Dude Jimmy is always philosofecal.

by kprodigy September 21, 2018

philosomedian

a person that thinks it is funny to make other people think harder than they would normally.

"and then the philosomedian on stage started telling jokes about string theory and evolution."

by theocamb February 5, 2010

philosophellatian

One who believes in philosophellatio, which states that every man must have a woman suck his dick at least once in his lifetime.

Scholarly philosophellatians from the 18th century were persecuted for their beliefs; despite this persecution, the philosophellatians have managed to publish texts explaining their views on the matter of philosophellatio.

by Urban Dictionarion February 21, 2012

Philosofap

The act of philosophizing while masturbating. When one starts to masturbate, their mind may drift away from the sexual thoughts of how their crush, girlfriend, fiance, or whatever pushes her ass up in the air while she reads the newspaper off the table (she stands up when she does it, and it's not like you're complaining), to more pressing matters, such as the meaning of life, the universe, and who thought to make yogurt drinkable. When you delve deep into these thoughts, you are philosofapping. Most people have philosofapped before, but haven't a term for it. This is that term.

Derek began philosofap, juggling in his mind whether or not it is justified to mail shit bricks to telemarketers.

by Deckard Mortenson August 1, 2013

Philosoficated

Describing someone who is experienced in being hot and sexy.

Steve: “Alright Jeff, maybe try going in shirtless, she’ll be into you”

Jeff: “Do you really think you’re that philosoficated?”

by PaulXD October 2, 2021

stoned Philosopher

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher

Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”

by LuckDog November 29, 2017

homeless philosopher

a burnout, a failure, a kid with no future besides prison, someone with a million ideas that require someone else to fund them, and still lives at his parents at 30

my friends dad direct quote, "A i think bryan is on drugs or retarded or something don't hang out with that guy anymore he is gunna grow up to be a homeless philosopher"

by shresdthesupergnargnar April 12, 2015