peadophilia

Hilarious mispelling of paedophilia or pedophilia, depending what language you are speaking.

George: I hate peadophiles!
Bob: Do you mean paedophiles?
George: Noo... I mean, people who want to fuck peas... leave me alone.

by Marcus July 29, 2004

Pheidippides

Greek runnner, Ran from Athens to Marathon then back, then died.

Also a very cool super awesome person, Has a large phallus, and can indeed shoot lasers from his eyes.

by Pheidippides November 6, 2003

Peadofile

A person who likes peas. And when you bite them, their insides squirt.

01:22 guest7215436: blake your a peadofile

by SquirtHurts August 15, 2009

phaedra

A loving and nice person , someone who will take real good of her kids and does what she can❤

All you have to do is meat a Phaedra and your life will be amazing

by Laree lover October 18, 2015

Crotch-pheasant

A man or a woman who can't lay off the cock.

"Slow down Regima! Don't be such a fucking crotch-pheasant!"

by Emotions December 15, 2003

Pheasant

A poor person who can't afford a higher trim level vehicle, or nice upgrades and resorts to cheap aftermarket accessories to try and look like they have a nicer vehicle than they really do.

Look at Bill being a pheasant, he's driving an F150 XLT and put a leather wrap over the steering wheel trying to make it a Lariat.

Guys, I could buy a nicer model truck, but mine is for work. No, you're just a fucking poor pheasant piece of shit.

by Rawzon January 16, 2019

Phedopile

What a gay friend gets pissed off at when someone calls him that. Something to do with a copycat of Sam Seder.

Hatriot: My gay friend told me long time ago to said to me , everybody can call me with any bad names and i don’t care , but when somebody call me phedopile just because i am gay then i am really pissed off.
David Pakman: Wut?
Hatriot: and that your narative is gonna be the kee for Trump win in 2020

by WeedTree August 23, 2019