plastered painter

a painter who's abilities are unmatched. often paints alone, 'cause no one else is worthy to be around him. sometimes tends to be a racist. loves beer and does his best work when intoxicated.

that guy over there is a plastered painter.

by ppainter November 4, 2011

flipping a plaster bowl

Violently masterbating spraying ejaculate all over the room you are currently in

Mickie Holm was caught flipping a plaster bowl one night at 8:55 by his brother. They both agreed to never speak of it again.

by RealTheTud September 28, 2013

Face like a Plasters radio

When you have a sack full and unload the lot over you partners face. They then have a face like a plasters radio.

I'd make her face like a plasters radio.

by akira1310 May 12, 2018

phasterus

(fa-stair-us) A noun that is used to fill in where needed, can mean anything that is wanted by the user.

Did you hear that David drives a Phasterus?
That looks like a phasterus.

by David L. [SM] July 2, 2006

Pasterbator

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

by Name Currently Unknown February 6, 2009

Plastered

Where a guy's balls are so sweaty, that his sack is "plastered" to his legs. Having ones balls "plastered" usually results in having to peel the nut sack off of the inside of the leg when one itches his nuts or pisses.

"Dude, it's like a damn sauna in here, my nuts are plastered."

"Want me to get the spatula to help peel it off?

by Domesapp December 6, 2013

Paster

Short for paste eater, an insult directed towards one's intelligence. Refers to the habit of some less intelligent children to eat paste in preschool/kindergarten.

Some paster was making weird noises behind me on the bus.

by Drift_91 December 16, 2016