freedom pesos

the 'Murican dollar

Hey Jim, you got anymore freedom pesos?

by chokingfetus September 14, 2017

pestilence palace

anyplace that's full of germs or sick people. Typically involves you catching a cold or a bug of some kind after some inconsiderate jerk coughs on you or something of that nature.

Dean: Wow that movie theatre was packed!

Sam:Ya it was a real Pestilence palace!

by danthor March 1, 2009

Pestie

When a door-to-door pest control salesman acts like your best friend to sell you shit you don't need to the extent that they become a pest themselves: they're a pestie.

Oh look, I've got another segway-riding pestie at the door.

by unexpected_romba March 23, 2020

pessimist

an optimist with experience

i used to think i would be happy but now i know i never will be

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

pessimist

a pessimist is a realist - an optimist is largely unrealistic

when things are going wrong, a pessimist says what everyone else is thinking

by shannon January 8, 2004

pionel pessi

A midget who plays in the Fraudetinian National Team and statpads against Estonia and Bolovia. In addition he also plays for Fraud-Saint-Germain or PENFSG. He is short and used his money to bribe the referees in the Fraud Cup. He has won 7 ballondors and 2 frauddors.

Friend 1: My idol is penalty man pionel pessi

Friend 2: So you love to ghost and statpad?

Friend 1: Of course!

by Penalty Fraudionel Pessi Ghost February 23, 2023

realistic pessimism

An educated urbanite who is aware of the possible negative consequences that may be encountered in city life and therefore conducts self responsibly.

A woman that chooses not to wear headphones or talk on her cell phone while walking home at night exudes realistic pessimism.

by cleverlady May 9, 2011