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pornosex

Pornosex is having sex, with at least one other person (or, I guess at least one animal, if you're into that), while you watch porn.
My girlfriend broke up with me, and is now banging my brother. Luckily, my girlfriend (and my brother) are both HOT, and she still sends me video.

So my new girlfriend and I have "Pornosex". We have sex, with each other, while watching the video. I do have to take special precautions, while watching my ex-girlfriend's video, however, to prevent sibsex. When I watch I close one eye, and only look at the 1/2 of the screen that has my ex-girlfriend on it. My girlfriend, even though she wouldn't get sibsex, of course, doesn't want to watch my ex, so she closes her other eye and watches the other 1/2 of the screen with my brother on it. Works great for us!!!
by atpcliff April 18, 2008
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penosity

* JediKnightWannaBe sets mode: +v Penosity
<Tarc> Woe is me! Penosity has arrived!
by Mindraker May 17, 2004
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Percosex

To have really great wildly intense long lasting sex while enjoying the effects of Percocet or other narcotic pain pills like Vicodin.
We had crazy hot percosex for like 2 hours last night.
by Stinerbeaner December 26, 2011
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Penrose

That flamboyant kid that swears he's not gay but everyone, especially moms, think he's gay.
That Penrose on Vintage Circle is so gay, I just know it.
by iloveyouchase March 8, 2011
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Penrose Triangle

A mind blasting object that is made out of pure impossibility and under suspicion to be created by Satan.
Often used by math teachers to show 'How cool math can be'.
Also referred to as:
'Penrose tribar'
'Penrose crap'
'But this side goes below that bar and...wait, what?'
'F*CK-THIS-THIS-STUFF-IS-IMPOSSIBLE-angle'

Because it generates so much frustration if tried to comprehend it is also the main reason for suicides of kids under the age of 12 ( Just above Spinach ).
When I tried to re-build the Penrose triangle it vaporized my braincells to tiny bits!
by ImFromGermany December 30, 2010
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Pornosexuality

Pornosexuality is the act of neither being homosexual or heterosexual, instead of going out and trying to get a girlfriend/boyfriend they lock themselves iin there grandmas bathroom and watch internet pornograpghy from Pornhub to Brazzers well stroking the erected penis. Well fantasizing of having a significant other to do it for them.
Travis E. sits on his grandmas toilet for hours slaving over his (2in) long erected penis, while his grandmother cooks him dinner unaware of the Pornosexuality being done in her bathroom.
by Travis's Grandma October 16, 2013
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pernis

im a nerd, so im cool cuz i spell things wrong, did i mention im a homo?
by COCk June 10, 2003
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