partition

A space of the hard drive allocated for the operating system.

Dude i just partitioned my drive as an NTFS, WOOT!

by fatass June 5, 2004

perfiction

A false sense of one's own perfection

Joanne thought she was perfection personified, but as a scrag this was just self perfiction

by R Lindel June 18, 2007

pertitious

The condition of tight, firm breasts on a woman. Combination of the words "pert" and "tits".

Whoa! My new girlfriend just walked in. The young one with the pertitious body.

by Herb Spice July 20, 2008

Ghost of Perdition

The Ghost of Perdition is a sexual maneuver where you cut open the chest of a woman you've recently killed and cum inside of it.

Derived from the Opeth song of the same name.

Massimo preformed the Ghost of Perdition after killing a woman he was just too fed up with.

by Adagio November 21, 2010

high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017

petition

petition - 'pet' originally derived from the word "Peter"
'ition' - against.

So from definition, the word means all things against Peter.

Peter wanted a petition for petition being non-PC, but then realized what he was doing.

by zorroloco July 7, 2007

Partitioned Micro Cumming

A technique utilized to allow for lightning fast partitioning of micro orgasms. Mainly practiced by fibinachi february challengers, the world record stands at 4.32 cps (cums per second), beating the required 317811 orgasms of the final day of fibinachi february by 55.437.

Yesterday, I was finally able to achieve partitioned micro cumming at a stunning 2.6 cps.

by Kyobama February 8, 2020