Pedaflop

Often confused with petaflop.
A pediflop is when a pedophile gets busted in one of those tevevised stings.

"What's he in for?"
"It was a pedaflop. We're gonna watch it on Dateline in a few weeks."

by dysangel March 28, 2009

peramungra

Cup of tea

i'm gaggin for a peramungra

by sky-pimp February 5, 2010

Pereffect

the consequence of being in an amazing individual's presence. one who emits a mind blowing intensity of perfection and greatness. being in this perfect person's presence gives rise to fainting spells, irregular heart beats, blurred vision or complete vision loss (only temporary), speech confuzzlement, impaired cognition, increase in body temperature and in some severe cases, body freeze. All effects are transient because as the perfected individual draws closer to you, his/her perfection acts as the antidote to the experienced pereffect of their perfected perfection.

Wendy: Girl friend... did you see that damn fine gorgeous element walk over by the table.
glenda: fffiiizzz.... ooor...fiiinnnn
Wendy: what is up with you woman?
glenda: uuummmm.... sppeakk... noo
wendy: *collapses to the floor*
onlooker: oh gosh a prime case of the pereffect of a sexy elemental being

pereffection at its best

by paw paw ointment June 30, 2010

Perav

Most kind person you'll meet. You'll always feel wholesome by their side and you'll feel warm and comfy. She will most likely become one of your best friends, due to her kind acts of friendship and her constant care for your feelings. She is someone honest who loves her family and friends. Although she can have rough mornings, you'll always find her with a holy smile on her face. Overall the nicest person to be friends with if you need a load of warm and gentil hugs.

Do you know Perav?
Oh yeah! She's really cool, she helped me with my homework the other day!

by hotasshairs1020 October 28, 2019

Perachel

One of the ships in the PJO/HOO fandom that must never be shipped

Wtf you ship Perachel? PERCABETH FOREVER BITCH!!!!
wtf

by Thnks Fr Th Chz Whz April 5, 2019

Perf Life

Someone or something which has an extremely attractive and desirable lifestyle or existence.

Person 1:"I just found a $500 bill lying on the street!"

Person 2:"That's perf life."

by The G Master October 22, 2006

totes perf

Derivative and shortened version of "totally perfect." Often used to sound cute, obnoxious, funny, insane, sexy, and/or any combination thereof.

Luella: I hope your birthday is totes perf, Sydney!

by Li'l Titan '12 August 5, 2011