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poop peanuts

when you take a shit and it comes out like little plops
dude last night i ate chinese food and this morning i had poop peanuts
by COTT PETERSON March 5, 2005
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Peanuts

Before kicking a football, the person holding it moves out of the way so you miss, similar to what Lucy did to Charlie Brown.
Don't Peanuts me Joe!
by Andy R. B. December 22, 2008
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pussy peanuts

a worthless chickenshit scrub who has to rely on others to get around, but still arrogant enough to think he's the shit. Pussy Peanuts have no balls and are encouraged mainly by their parents because they have no crew
We call Craig pussy peanuts cuz he's a pussy and peanuts are worthless.

He guilt tripped me to hang out with him cuz he has no other friends.
by Kreeper May 20, 2008
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peanised

I can not believe that john peanised me
by Nsbsnnsins February 15, 2021
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peanutska

Peanutska it means power, justice and success.
She’s the person who despite the others are having fun she will remain true to her duty… and will not have fun.
But she’s also a good best friend, a good girlfriend, a good woman... and the person who is likely to marry Kim Taehyung (the one and only my ladies and gentlemen).
Oh my God! Did you see Peanutska? She seems so powerful that it scares me”

“Did you hear the news about Kim Taehyung? He adopted a dog with his new wife Peanutska!”

“I envy so much Peanutska, I’d like to be her!”
by the short blondie November 21, 2021
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packaging peanuts

When one consumes excessive amounts of peanuts and proceeds to excrete the digested peanuts into a box, which is generally intended to be addressed and shipped out.
"I hope my ex had fun cleaning up after opening my box of packaging peanuts."
"Yeah... those can get messy."
by Packing Peanuts November 16, 2014
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Burning Peanuts

The art of tying your nutsack with some sort of nearby string (Ex. Tooth Floss),and dipping it in peanut butter as your partner continuously licks and sandpapers it.
Richard : "Shit bro,I think im getting laid tonight.What should I do?"
Mike: "One word,Burning Peanuts"
by Reyvor January 14, 2016
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