by Rahul Patel April 09, 2007
he is a person who makes you want to die every second you are with him
he always ways over 400 hundred pounds
he always ways over 400 hundred pounds
by bigmomapril September 19, 2019
by pooopkanhai July 11, 2022
Becoming nose-blind to a particular smell usually due to familiarity with or prolonged exposure to them. Just like Rover from Rover's Morning Glory's childhood friend Patel. Patel's house reeked of curry, but he was not aware of the pungent stank occupying his home. He was oblivious to the fact that basically everything within a 5 mile radius of his house smelled of the aromatic spice. Also known as Odor fatigue or Olfactory adaption.
Jeffrey was confident he could wear his outfit for one more day. However, The Patel Effect prevented him from realizing the truth that he smelled like a daycare's diaper bin.
by Mattfromrochester August 10, 2019
You are doing a girl in the 5 hole (arse) -- you pull out and stick your finger(s) in to scoop some shite out and apply to the forehead of the girl -- as a bindi.
Once done, you throw your hands up in victory, because you have made the girl a Dirty Patel.
Once done, you throw your hands up in victory, because you have made the girl a Dirty Patel.
by Patelinator6969 September 11, 2004
Every doctor in the whole world has met one. Definitely is brown. Has no degree in doctoring and gets his mum to wank him off
by Eggsontoast123 January 03, 2019
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