partying

this simple and common word is defined best by the euphoria one experiences whilst pumping ones hard earned coinage into the relentlessly sticky whore known as party time

it may be a average,partially cloudy sunday afternoon, following a disgustingly hard week at ones place of work when all of a sudden an overwhelming urge surpasses you to relieve yourself of well earnt cash by giving it straight to "astra" whom in return will leave you with a feeling of emptiness, loneliness and regret yet at the same time a strange sense of satisfaction and safe in the knowledge that you wil never return to that whore at any cost ( until next weekend ) when you shall join the Party once more thus continue parting

by ted hamer June 22, 2004

Partington

1. Another Definition for "Dirty Bitch"

2. Someone who could steal your heart with a single glance.

Person A: Hey look at that dirty bitch!

Person B: Stop swearing in public, But yes I do see that Partington.

by smileteethfirst December 6, 2010

Parting of the red sea

Getting your period. prs dialing number 7

Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze

by Andi March 7, 2005

Parting Fart

The act of laying down a massive dirty stealthy fart before departing an event or gathering that will later engulf the lungs of your audience with your tasty airbourne fecal delight.

To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:

* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).

I laid down meaty wet taco fart then waited in the hall for the screaming to begin.

..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)

by GentleRapist December 17, 2010

cart parting

to create a path between two inconsiderate shoppers in a grocery store aisle by emanating nonverbal cues of frustration or impatience. After the cart part, no words need be said as the offenders tend to realize their fault and are likely ashamed.

Ted: Wow, that old lady performed a cart part without having to come to a stop.

Frank: I'm sure she's had many years of practice to have such flawless execution with her cart parting.

by _.-Frosty-._ July 14, 2011

Martin Partinism

A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.

Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!

by IntergalactalEnergy February 24, 2023

side-partin' martin

someone who has a side-parting; a hairstyle popularised largely by adolf hitler, although there is no evidence to suggest he invented it.

not necessarily a derogatory term, although it usually is.

"have you met sian's new boyfriend?"
"oh what, side-partin' martin? yeah, he's actually bare safe!"

by smyphilis October 30, 2008