Panus

Pain in the Anus!

Yo! Why you gotta be such a Panus!

by Frank Marsh May 13, 2008

parnis

the hole at the tip of a penis in which urine flows through.

guy 1: dude, my fuckin parnis is sore.
guy 2: wtf is a parnis?
guy 1: your fuckin penis hole, dude.
guy 2: your retarded.

by tayluhhh December 28, 2005

Paynus

A more odd way to type penis and most others would not know what it means if somebody typed it in. On the google translator this is the only way to make the computer say penis right.

Guy: Whats up

Fag: Paynus

Guy: What?!?!?!?

Fag: Paynus

Guy: I dont understand

Fag: FUCK U

by skellskull January 24, 2011

parousing

Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.

Why am I parousing facebook at three in the darktime?

by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013

pawnus

noun- nickmane given to a child when you have no other opptions to call them

how was your day today pawnus?

shut the hell up pawnus I told you to do the dishes

by maddielolol January 13, 2017

panussery

Dressing up your pannus in stretchy leopard print with the intent of making it more appealing and pretending it was the result of having 4 kids.

Hey, there she is on social media again, bouncing around in all her panussery.

by Urslm December 5, 2020

parpus

A parpus is one who asks an accomplice to roll them a joint (marijuana) when they are fully capable themselves.

(Reedo) : can you roll me a joint please ?
(Jay roge) : F*ck off you parpus.

by DiggidyDawggg February 27, 2021