This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Dream doesn't love you. He can't love you. Dream doesn't KNOW you. He can appreciate you but he can't fucking love you.
by bunmiles April 15, 2021
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1. A fictional pest-species of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, which reproduce asexually and prolifically.
In theme, they are similar to Tribbles, of Star Trek fame. They can be seen in MLP: FiM Season 1, Episode 10, titled 'Swarm of the Century'.
2.A hater of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, its fans, and/or its franchise, who often draws false conclusions about the above without ever seeing the other perspective. Often, this individual is simply insecure about their image to the point of rejecting media they might otherwise enjoy. These individuals usually 'come out of the stable', at some point, joining Bronies in their fandom of MLP.
3. A lazy internet Troll who specifically targets the fandom of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. For the most part, it is clear that their hatred of the fandom is baseless, or at least uneducated. Parasprites stem from only the most amateurish of Trolls, and go elsewhere if they ever improve upon the art. They are usually stifled by the Brony credo of love and toleration, and give up out of boredom, and, usually, self-pity.
1. A fictional pest-species of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, which reproduce asexually and prolifically.
In theme, they are similar to Tribbles, of Star Trek fame. They can be seen in MLP: FiM Season 1, Episode 10, titled 'Swarm of the Century'.
2.A hater of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, its fans, and/or its franchise, who often draws false conclusions about the above without ever seeing the other perspective. Often, this individual is simply insecure about their image to the point of rejecting media they might otherwise enjoy. These individuals usually 'come out of the stable', at some point, joining Bronies in their fandom of MLP.
3. A lazy internet Troll who specifically targets the fandom of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. For the most part, it is clear that their hatred of the fandom is baseless, or at least uneducated. Parasprites stem from only the most amateurish of Trolls, and go elsewhere if they ever improve upon the art. They are usually stifled by the Brony credo of love and toleration, and give up out of boredom, and, usually, self-pity.
Individual 1:(Insert venomous comment about the somehow perverse nature of MLP, Bronies, or any other aspect of the aforementioned fandom.)
Bronies at Large: Ah, you poor Parasprite. Somebody get this man a hug and a plushie; he'll snap out of it soon enough.
Bronies at Large: Ah, you poor Parasprite. Somebody get this man a hug and a plushie; he'll snap out of it soon enough.
by Malik Lucius January 1, 2012
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A person who constantly comments on your photos and status updates, who barely knows you and has no business commenting at all.
Jon's such a facebook parasite. Everytime I change my status or post a new photo, he's the first to comment.
by werdslaya January 11, 2010
Get the facebook parasite mug.A classic american pilsner. Although I used to think this beer inferior because it sells for $8 a case, you can actually smell and taste malt and hops in this beer. It is a far better beer than bud, coors, miller, busch, rolling rock, or any other american swill.
by Certified BJCP Beer Judge May 19, 2005
Get the pabst blue ribbon mug.A parasite Single is someone who is single, no plans for marriage any time soon, not dating, still living with parents. Most parasingles don't quit this lifestyle until their late 30s, early 40s.
The term started in Japan, comming from a 1997 Japanese horror movie Parasite Eve & backed up by best-seller book by Masahiro Yamada in 1999.
by Allaiyah June 24, 2004
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From My Little Pony: Frienship is Magic episode "Swarm of the Century", a small creature with deceptively cute look, but quickly turns into pests after they mulitply rapidly from eating anything in their path.
From My Little Pony: Frienship is Magic episode "Swarm of the Century", a small creature with deceptively cute look, but quickly turns into pests after they mulitply rapidly from eating anything in their path.
Don't feed the parasprites.
by nickodavincireborn April 24, 2011
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Person 1: (Replies to every post by a famous person and acts like they are mutual friends by cracking inside jokes they made up)
Person 2: What a parasocialite...
Person 2: What a parasocialite...
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