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Hipster paralysis

A chronic motor neuron condition typified by persons exiting the subway and suddenly freezing in their tracks while staring at their phones until achieving a GPS lock on their location.
I nearly tripped over this guy in full hipster paralysis on my way over here.
by Noumenontreal September 4, 2013
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dickhead paralysis

occurs when you are surrounded by a dickhead.
eg. ahh i cant think right now, ive got dickhead paralysis. it only happens when im around dickhead's
by braddles April 12, 2014
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Urinalysis paralysis

When you become too nervous to pee during a drug test. Can be caused by fear of testing positive or just plain situational discomfort.
Man, with the inspector standing right there, I got serious urinalysis paralysis.
by Hoser2 March 2, 2018
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Puppy Paralysis

When one is afraid to disturb a sleeping dog laying on their lap.
"Hey man, I know I was supposed to be the best man at your wedding, but I was suffering from a bad case of Puppy Paralysis."
by Shaggy702 December 16, 2018
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Practily paralyzed

When your intuition and courage got you like the fuck next. An your anxiety be klusterfucked a froze.
Man when I see a possible confrontation on this girls homefront I get Practily paralyzed.
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
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Pussy paralysis

When you cannot get up because your cat is on your lap.
I was late for work because i had pussy paralysis.
by Junebug333 August 10, 2019
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Perfection Paralysis

when you can't seem to make any progress on your w.i.p. because your standards exceed your current skill level.
artist; i know this one part on this drawing doesn't look right, but nothing i try makes it look better, and i feel like i can't move on to other projects until i do.

friend; sounds like you got a bad case of perfection paralysis, my friend. you should find a different way to do it that's more familiar, or buckle down and do some studies, then come back to it. or, y'know, just accept it's not gonna be perfect and finish it anyway. maybe you can re-do it in a couple years to show how you've improved.
by AlphaGodith January 10, 2022
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