paintball 

You are a fucking commie terrorist if you don't know what paintball is.

For all of the commie terrorists: Paintball is the most godly sport that this planet ever has and ever will see...EVER. Paintball completely owns Airsoft, one million times over. Legally, you have to be at least 10 to play, but no one listens to those pussy rules.

Paintball equals God.

Airsoft equals Hitler.

paintball by manicayla April 8, 2010

paintball 

An amazing game if you live in the mid-west and your only other option of getting through the weekend is going to a fast food restuarant.

Paintball is so boring.

paintball by Not a apintballer February 22, 2008

Paintball 

That one airsoft wannabe that is a simulation of a mix of full male bukkakes and orgys and can also be considered faggots who cant deal with cheaters them selves because there dumbass pussies

Random person: i like paintball Random person 2: geez wat a faggot ass pussy

Paintball by Mrlongdick May 6, 2018

Paintball 

An excuse to use when you get a hickey

Friend: What happened to your neck?
Me: I played paintball yesterday

Paintball by Nyanna October 9, 2019

Paintball Girl 

Usually a good looking girl who is not afraid of paintball. Normally Irish (because the irish are fearless beasts) dutch or french ey are cool also)

Paintball coach about paintball girl: Dayum, that Irish girl sure is smoking, on the paintball feild and outside if ya know what i mean!

Paintball Girl by Meabbhos August 21, 2011

Paintball God 

One who is a skilled and knowledgable in all aspects of Paintball. (in otherwords, not Ray Darkness)

Excells at not only Speedball.... but also Urban and Wooded events. Knows which type of marker/gear best suits each enviroment accordingly.

Paintball God by Xtreme Sports January 29, 2005

paintball pussy 

Some one who says that they are going to go play paintball then calls out the morning off at 6am.

That stupid mofo is a paintball pussy.

paintball pussy by stephen_c01 February 12, 2007